wierd planar foods N drink

Would you break your teeth on such a food?

Yea, you would have to have a stomach of steel to eat that, i don't know if that is my fav. food......... oh well.

Well Stone and Steel Golems would enjoy 'em right? I mean- ok maybe not the stone golems, but certianly a Metal golem?

Hey, you can have them eat in your world, after all, you are the almighty creator

Next up:
Bel's gum drops
These yummy trusty gum drops cause the eater to become charmed when consumed, Fort save DC20, if you make it, attemp fails, if you fail, you are Bel's slave for 1D10 days. these gummys look like a pit fiend, thrusting a large curved sword into a succubi's head.

yes, Bel likes them especially, he loves crashing their heads.
i know, evil, thats how i make it work

sry, thats just how Bel works..
on the better side of things:
Baboings
this swirlly looking bannanasw add a +10 to jump checks, grow exclusively on the plane Cynoture, in the FR cosmology, which is only accessable by Deties, so good luck! they are very rare.
Bambozuls
add + 10 to bluff checks, and give them a resistance +5 to sence motive checks, same as baboings, only grow on Cynosure

well, i am seemingly one of the only pepz posting new stuff, where is yours guys, come on

that works out good, though there should be different types, that see in different visions, and they can be like color coded or something, but it is just a suggestion.

How about this:
Lupinal treats
these dog treats as they look, throw lupinals off your back or trail, all you have to do is leave them on the ground, and the scent throws the Lupinal off.

those certainly are interesting, who created those?
Anyways, I've got some more:
Cream of philactrei soup
This soup is just a broth of any kind, mixed with a powdered lich's philactrei(I don't know how to spell it.).The soup gives you an energy resistance 5 for all energy types. It also gives damage reduction 2/10. If you are a spell caster, it increases your caster level +5 levels. These effects last for 2d10 hours,directly afterwards, you need that amount x2 of rest to regain stamina. When you drink the soup, the effect shows after 1 hour, and your pupils grow imensely big, after two hours you grow frail and intelligent, 1d4 con damage, 1d4 int. bonus. after three hours you start to float around instead of walking. all of these effects return to normal after the duration has ended.

Uh, i dont think eating crushed up magic itesm would really do anything for you. Outherwise, you think that people would go around, stirring in some ground up wands or whatnot.

Although, i can see a myth about eating majic itmes to improve you health. Oh, all the poor sods who choked to death on a ring of protection...

And wouldn't eating a lichs phylactory just give you lead poisoning, or something nasty like that?