wierd planar foods N drink

*was refering to the potatoe guantlets power*

it is neither. it is everything, it can be anything from a potatoe to a zebra or a statue or the computer that i am using right now.

*stares at the computer* is that a spud I see?

actually it's one true form has only been seen once by Vecna, He tried to use it against the lady of pain but it ran away. (it is actually intelligent) it changes shape at will. It's true form is actually a potatoe, but it is the most beautiful potatoe of all it is made of pure platinum.

Might it be the first true potatoe that all others are derived from?

uh... I think he ment it's the best of the best in the kingdom of potatoes?

That is a Tri-Kreens worst nightmare :shock:

Dont you go spreading rumors! Or the Lich in the back room will get angry.

hmmm, but how would the doomguard feel about the pie? it seems that it's speeding up entropy, would they be amused or feel a bit mocked? after all they just want entropy to go on it's natural course ^^;

Hurry, put this fish in your ear.

A personal favorite of mine (created while employing the Tales of the Outer Planes module) was Abyssal Ale. The ale itself had a toxic appearance and continued to bubble and fizz as if it was boiling despite the mug being ice cold. Two saves (2E don't you know) were required, one for constitution and the other for health (internal damage). The ale was twice as strong as 100 proof alcohol and had an acrid aftertaste, BUT if both saves were made the character in question could always drink that particular kind of drink. Otherwise, he'd be adding his name to the book. Later in the game it was decided that due to the potency of the drink, each round thereafter would demand another save on constitution with an accruancy of minus two. Thus even the hardiest of dwarves might meet the floor by drink number four.

Yes unfortunately, there are four sections of the doomguard, the Dusters, Ashers, Salties, and Voids, in wich none of tem want entropy to go on it's own natural course, only one of them comes close, they believe that it should be spe upp or slowed down depending on the situation (still in the process of memorizing wich is wich ^^;;; )

*sighs* I guess I'm all alone in the Doomguard world

Maybe there should be different types of entropy pie!

lol thats much much better!

But of couse we can only serve certian sections of Sinkers certian pies- otherwise they might get a bit angry with the effects

You can't forget beef- gatta love those astral cows! mmmmm!
it should also have a good deal of baked goods don't ya think? I mean what about breads, ya gatta have some sort of roll or muffin

I got one:
Eclare of courage:
apon consuming this delicous treat you make a Fortitude save (DC 15), if you fail, you are inclined to attack anything and everything that looks stronger than you, the character wants to attack the creature, but if the player, doesn't you have to roll a D20 and get a natural 20, if you made the original fortitude save, you get a +8 morale bonus to all attack rolls. Mu hahahaha!

Bub-a-Bub
Cost: 30 jink per pint
A strange magical beer that has random mental effects on the drinker. Its properties are such that it will affect even those who are normally immune to getting drunk by being immune to poison. A imbiber must drink enough to actually get drunk before it will have any effect.

For every pint consumed a fortitude save must be made to avoid getting drunk. This save is equal to ten plus the square of two times the consumer's armor class modifier due to size (10 + (ACsizemod*2)^2). If the size mod is negative due to the creature being class large or bigger then it will cause the DC to be lower (Ie. Small creatures get drunk faster). If this save is failed then the consumer is starting to get drunk and the magical properties will begin to take effect. If the consumer is immune to poison due to a supernatural ability, spell, or because of a class feature then they gain a plus 20 bonus on their fort save to keep from getting drunk. Each pint after the first adds +5 to the save DC.

Besides the normal effects of being drunk, the brew has several other magical effects.

Upon the first failed save the DM should roll 1d4 and consult the table below:

result   effect
   1      Character's alignment temporally shifts a step towards Good.
   2      Character's alignment temporally shifts a step towards Evil.
   3      Character's alignment temporally shifts a step towards Chaos.
   4      Character's alignment temporally shifts a step towards Law.

For each failed save another roll on the table is made and the character's alignment temporarly shifts as the result. The change lasts for nd4 hours where n is equal to the number of saves lost. If a character fails a save by more than 10 they pass out and wake up 2d12 hours later, that time counting for the duration of the magical effects.

This brew is quite strong and flavorful. Thus it is favored by many connoseurs. Furthermore chaosmen, sensates, and many others love it for its magical effects and the chaos that ensues.

Celestial Wine
This raspberry wine when consumed Shifts the users alignment to LG and cuases the drinker to polymorph into a lantern Archon for 1d4 rounds or the equivalent to 6-24 seconds. After this effect has worn off, thier alignment still remains LG and they may only change thier Alignment through the Atonement spell.

How bout this for a drink in yer bar Fid?

It should burn for 1d4 nonlethal don't you think?