anything original that can be eaten (like the drink the 8 hells)
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Mon, 2005-01-03 17:21
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Wed, 2005-01-05 06:35
#3
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that really is quite strange perfect for this thread
Wed, 2005-01-05 12:37
#4
here's one
apple bomb
this looks just like an ordinary apple but the top of the apple has a fuse coming out of it (DC 20 search check) If you light the fuse (move action) you have 3 rounds to throw it (range Long 400ft) before it explodes causing 1000 apples to shoot everywhere causing 5d20 hits each doing 2d6 bludgeoning damage (no save) to everything in a 40 radius, everything up to 100 feet away takes 2d20 hits dealing 1d6 bludgeoning damage each (Ref 20 no damage) a save is required for each hit.
1 of the 1000 apples happens to be another apple bomb (DC 25 search). Eating the apple also detonates the apple and kills the eater (NO SAVE)
there is one exception that if the person has a bottomless stomach (Fort Save 20) In which case they get everlasting diahrea that is uncurable (no matter what! no means of magic!!!)
also there is a 1% cumulative chance that the second apple bomb will explode from the explosions heat, this percentage goes back to 1 every time the 2nd apple explodes as a result of this.
Legendary item
Thu, 2005-01-06 12:45
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coco of facsination
apears to be normal coco but when you drink it you have to make a will save of dc 21 of become facsinated with the first living thing thing the drinker sees.
Thu, 2005-01-06 18:40
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truly beautiful heres a compnion to both yas
cherry bombs
ordinary looking cherries but if consumed make a fort save of 20 or explode into a pile of two thousand cherries if you succed make a will save of 20 or become enraputered by anything cherrie red a good example a red dragons scales or magamins 
Fri, 2005-01-07 12:32
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your apple bomb sound like the ultimate exlax :shock:
Sat, 2005-01-08 10:45
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why all the fruit bombs? why not a creamed corn bomb or something if your gonna use a food bomb.......mabye an expolding ham, i don't know.
*runs of to plant bomb in dinner*
Sat, 2005-01-08 20:00
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speaking of which...
lasagna bomb
while eating this seemingly normal lasagna when your butler jumps on to the table and screams NO!! dont eat the lasagna it is a bomb!! But if you dont have a butler and you eat the lasagna your insides will begin to shake and your feet will begin to quake and it's just step to left and a jump to the righ-igh-igh-t. And put your hands on your hips and shake it all night. Then after an all nighter (of partying) you have to eat the lasagna that is still on your plate.
Sun, 2005-01-09 18:46
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I guess swan got his wish :shock:, by the way swan like the new avatar
Mon, 2005-01-10 08:01
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lasgna is to soft and dellicious to be a bomb......all it would do would cover the victim in sauce.....
*runs of to eat lasgna*
Tue, 2005-01-11 09:32
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how about pies
later that day sphagetti man's stomach was ruptered after eating an apple pie he passed on to nirvana 2 hours later only to be revived to tend the bhuda inn' s hookahs
Tue, 2005-01-11 12:05
#13
heres a vegetable bomb!!!
Carrot bomb
exactly like apple bomb but no laxitive effect
and does piercing damage
Tue, 2005-01-11 12:06
#14
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how this
FRIED CHIKEN BOMBS
made from the rare exploding chikens of nirvana this treat is treated with care if consumed the eater must make a Fort save of 12 or explode into a into tempting pile of fried(whayever it's race is) if not they have simply ate the chiken
Tue, 2005-01-11 12:15
#15
yay!
Heres one that eddie izard (don't know how to spell it, sorry!) fans would know
Evil Duck
This all too common food when eaten either turns you into an evil duck (1-50) or 100 evil ducks attack you and kill you when you sleep (51-100).
If you don't sleep within 24 hours of eating it then they attack you at either the most inopurtune time or at midnight the next day. (DM's choice!)
Tue, 2005-01-11 12:17
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:queEs:
Wed, 2005-01-12 07:45
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Evil Duck
i hate you shiido............
Wed, 2005-01-12 07:48
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Heres one that eddie izard (don't know how to spell it, sorry!) fans would know
Evil Duck
[THWACK!] its for your own good.
Not really, but it makes me feel better :roll:
Shiido, you can't do evil duck! Its an animal, not a food!
The evil pilot fish is gonna eat you!
Wed, 2005-01-12 08:06
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Grazafrazem!!!!!!
I think you all should know, none of you make any sense AT ALL AND I WOULD LIKE A PEPPERIONI PIZZAZ?
Im cool! I have Pizzaz!
But I also have:
The Taco of Gender bending!
It reverses your gender!
Eat the taco mister hobo, eat the taco!
Wed, 2005-01-12 09:14
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wait....i created captain autism as a joke like two years ago.......what's going on?
Wed, 2005-01-12 12:30
#21
oww
just why? :help!!: :noStealing: 
Thu, 2005-01-13 07:55
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why would you want to genderbend a hobo........wow, i just agreed with shiido for the first time ever.......why, why would i agree with shiido?
Thu, 2005-01-13 12:24
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:
Tue, 2005-01-18 18:31
#24
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whoah i am agreeing with Swan why would anyone agree with shiido?
Shiido, you can't do evil duck! Its an animal, not a food!
The evil pilot fish is gonna eat you!
dude you can to eat evil duck, it is called pulling it's feathers off, then roasting it duh!! :roll:
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE SOUP
upon eating/drinking this soup you are transformed into a teenage mutant ninja turtle for 20d20 rounds, and there is no save HA HA HA
The evil pilot fish is gonna eat you!
dude you can to eat evil duck, it is called pulling it's feathers off, then roasting it duh!! :roll:
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE SOUP
upon eating/drinking this soup you are transformed into a teenage mutant ninja turtle for 20d20 rounds, and there is no save HA HA HA
Tue, 2005-01-18 18:33
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HEY LOOK I SCREWED UP THE STUPID QUOTE THINGY HA HA HA
it was only meant to say :
Shiido, you can't do evil duck! Its an animal, not a food!
The evil pilot fish is gonna eat you!
Wed, 2005-01-19 12:12
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I've become complety lost at this *stares perplexed at the the screen*
mabye I should say this
Kadavers walnuts
plain looking walnut that when consumed cause the eater to constantly say the opposite of what they mean such as thank the lady the lady of pain would be screw you dolores this effect lasts for 1D12 hours no saves
Wed, 2005-01-26 18:44
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almonds of the kadaver
when thse these are eaten make a fort. of 26 save if this is failed for 1D4
days you will suffer from nausea upset stomachs indigestion and very bad dirhea [hey! peptobismal] (runs away to the bathroom for 4 days)
Thu, 2005-01-27 12:36
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ah that's better anyway
the pie of terror
if eaten you suffer -16 to anything dealing with confindence
Thu, 2005-01-27 14:11
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The friut of liers
This looks just like a very blue orange when consumed the eater suffers compusive lying for 1 year this effect can reversed by eating a cherry bomb
Sun, 2005-01-30 13:38
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THE PEAR OF TRUTH
this seemingly ordinary pear is actually evil to the point of hey hey hey, when you eat this pear you are forced to lie about everything , no matter what, if someone asks you your name you will say anything accept your real name, and there is no save, and it lasts for fifty years
Sun, 2005-01-30 21:12
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On Bytopia the Good Hope Inn serves oatmeal for cutters going to work in the fields every morning that rewards the workers who eat it with a moment of ecstasy every time they finish a task through honest hard work. The effect lasts for 7-11 hours.
Mon, 2005-01-31 12:02
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That would be some happy cutters
Pancakes of punishment
wonerful tasting pancakes that allow the maker to inflict excruciating pain
on the eater These come from the 2nd level Baator by the way
Mon, 2005-01-31 15:37
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That would be some happy cutters
Pancakes of punishment
Wonderful tasting pancakes that allow the maker to inflict excruciating pain
on the eater. These come from the 2nd level Baator by the way
Good start, but needs something...
..."Pancakes of punishment
Wonderful tasting pancakes that inflict excruciating pain on the eater whenever he does something compassionate or merciful within 1 day of having eaten them."
There, much crueller...
Tue, 2005-02-01 09:19
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perfect
Wed, 2005-02-02 07:25
#35
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no eating pancakes for a long time then
Wed, 2005-02-02 18:04
#36
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Yeah or muffins either
THE MADDENING MUFFINS OF NIGHTMARISH TASTENESS
these delicious looking (Whole grain) muffins hold a more horrific trick than the pancakes of pain when consumed there is a 99% chance that the eater becomes so barmy that s/he does something so incredibly insane that it seems impossible that they are sane or even just a tad barmy
A good example is my pseudo tarrasque thread but damn those good muffins
Thu, 2005-02-03 19:23
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pomegrants of oozeiness
these slime covered fruits grow exclusivly on the elemental plain of ooze
when consumed the eater can choose to
A. summon and control 1D6 ohcre jellies
or B. control 1D4 ooze mephits
Sat, 2005-02-05 14:35
#38
Re: yay!
Heres one that eddie izard (don't know how to spell it, sorry!) fans would know
Evil Duck
This all too common food when eaten either turns you into an evil duck (1-50) or 100 evil ducks attack you and kill you when you sleep (51-100).
If you don't sleep within 24 hours of eating it then they attack you at either the most inopurtune time or at midnight the next day. (DM's choice!)
What act is that from? I've only been fortunate to see Dressed to Kill.
Sat, 2005-02-05 14:42
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AHA! a fellow fan.
That specific line is from Glorious. I never learned to spell that word....
I reccomend getting it on video or whatnot, because there are a few visual gag jokes toward the end.
But Circle was pretty good.
hmmmmm
GOD? are you out there?
Do you really sound like James Mason?
Mon, 2005-02-07 13:54
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pomegrants of oozeiness
these slime covered fruits grow exclusivly on the elemental plain of ooze
when consumed the eater can choose to
A. summon and control 1D6 ohcre jellies
or B. control 1D4 ooze mephits
But if you eat more than 1 in a single day you must save vs. Fortitude or be turned into an ooze for 1d4 days. Your type changes to ooze, you gain the physical stats and abilities of an ochre jelly, but the rest of your abilities remain the same. You can still summon ooze whether you pass the save or not...
Tue, 2005-02-08 08:41
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you compelment me all to well sam that takes the gooey cake
Fri, 2005-04-01 11:03
#42
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AH it is time to bring you back oh forum thread ARISE to accept the gumgum
Mon, 2005-04-04 09:43
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THe Gum Gum fruit
this lucious looking golden berry can grant the consumer immense powers
when consumed roll D10
1-5 gain the ability to take the gum gum monk prestige
6-10 go completly insane
also you lose any swimming ability whatsoever
Mon, 2005-04-04 09:58
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Carrots of hair growth
Ever hear your grandpa say "eat your carrots it will grow hair on your chest? well thats exactally what these do. the effects last for an hour and give the consumer a temporary +4 to cha
Mon, 2005-04-04 10:07
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What if the consumer is female? Can't imagine that giving a bonus to charisma for anything but orcs.
Anyways,
Apple of the well of Mimer
This apple has been briefly dipped in the well of Mimer, right-hand head of the god Odin. The well is one of the most powerful scrying pools in the multiverse, and eating the apple will grant the eater omniscience for three hours.
Tue, 2005-04-05 08:11
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What if the consumer is female? Can't imagine that giving a bonus to charisma for anything but orcs.
lol, thats true, I wasn't thinking of that at the time XD
um, if they're female... uh... bigger breasts?
AH! Carrot addicts!!! >.<
Wed, 2005-04-06 09:56
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Bologna of horrid dreams
This disgusting piece of processed meat and other parts not to mention, when eaten cuases the player to go into a comotosed state and have nightmares that actually can harm you, but you can also harm them! Think of your nightmare as sort of a mini quest for the player that consumes it. If they complete the quest or wake up all of the experience that was gained in that dream is applied, but if they die, they are trapped in that dream permanently and cannot be revived (becuase they aren't really dead, just trapped in thier dream. This item cannot be bought, it has to be found, and sometimes the risks outwiegh the benifits
When the character consumes the item, the DM can make the nightmare whatever he/she wishes, as long as it is morbid and horrifying... setting them against a Tarrasque always works :twisted: *coughs* just kidding- about the Tarrasque part
Wed, 2005-04-06 10:24
#48
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yeah that was a great idea
Wed, 2005-04-06 10:25
#49
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wow this things suck at sarcasm
Wed, 2005-04-06 10:34
#50
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what is your problem? you cant just show up and start insulting everybody. The entire time you have been here you have done nothing but create trouble. But if you ask me(which i know nobody did or ever will) I think you should leave. I know it is up to clueless to decide but you cant just start insulting peoples ideas. It is Their Opinion and you cannot change it no matter what you try and do.
SO KNOCK IT OFF!!!
Wed, 2005-04-06 10:38
#51
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How bout you try and do something productive that will help the site, create an item, a race, a creature, a item that makes no sense, rather than insulting everyone everytime you get on. just a suggestion
hey i got something
OCTOPUSE POPCORN
when reaching in to the bucket of popcorn you feel something squishy and when you put the popcorn in you mouth you realize that the popcorn is made of octopuse (you know this because you a lot of sushi). You love the octopus?? no?? yes??