Urban Planar Items

Er... It's... Ergh.... Aw crap, I can't remember where it's from. Sounds like the HHGTTG, though it probably isn't.

Anyways, about the Sodkiller: think an MP5 with fully unfolded stock(with two magazines sticking out in 45 degree angles at the end) for size comparisons.
The interplanar phone is based on a somewhat similar item from UA, which is really the coolest repository of wondrous items I've seen yet.
As for the Pacemaker, yeah, it's one-use.(*e* I just thought of an Idea: Maybe, on a critical hit, have a risk of the device activating early, as the wards are disrupted?)
The Snail Gun was inspired by a thread in the Wizards' UA forum, detailing race-specific firearms. Someone suggested that gnomes would make a "swiss army knife" equivalent, and, well...

Anyways, I think it'd be not-nice to post without adding something, so here comes....

DRAGONKILLER
5d12 ballistic
range 120 feet
crit 17-20 x5
10 box cased 50mm
Huge
30 pounds
Manufactered as one of the few "specialist" firearms produced by Snail Outfitters, the slogan of it is "When REALLY, REALLY big just isn't big enough."
And, as pretty much anyone who's used it can attest to, it fits. The gigantic weapon is a one-shot wonder, capable of taking out a balor or old dragon in a single shot. However, the thing focuses so entirely upon hitting hard, that pretty much everything is ignored. It comes with a bipod that it must be mounted upon(it takes five rounds to deployed), or the shot takes a -8 to hit, as well as hurling the firer, if medium or smaller size, into a prone position 10 feet in the opposite direction. If fired within an enclosed space, everything within ten feet is deafened permanently, unless they wear protective gear. Outside, the user is only deafened for three rounds. Additionally, it takes the weapon six rounds to cool down from the shot. If another shot is fired before that, it takes a -4 penalty to hit, and there is a 50% chance that the weapons' barrel quite simply melts from the hit.
In addition to the standard ammo used in the example above, the rifle can also take explosive(causes 1d12 damage in a ten-feet radius around the impact point) and AP(ignores all damage reduction) rounds. Needless to say, this weapon is a favourite of snipers all across the planes.

Summary: BIG GUN.

Didn't mean it like that! :oops:
I meant it as "Aw, crap, I can't remember!" Not a "It sucks." I'm gonna edit that, if I can. Sorry man.
But, now that I look at it again, I do notice something: it does, at most, in Limbo, 1000 hp of damage. Sorry, but I don't think 800 will be enough to wipe out a metropolis. Maybe make it X100 -10 per plane instead?

Hmm... Dis place be a-dead, mon.
*THREADOMANCY*

Cigarettes of good health
This looks like an entirely normal pack of your everyday cancer-inducing nicotine bombs, but once opened, the buyer will notice that where other cigs are white, these fellas are one of several colours. Only people touching the cigarettes with bare skin can see the colour; other people see normal cigs. Lighting a cigarette is a full-round action(if using a lighter, match, or other conventional modern firemaking tool), but it can also be lit by any spell dealing fire damage(so, you could light it with a fireball, even if you'd get pretty singed). They last for 10 minutes(100 rounds) before they lose their effect, and they cannot be put out before then. In addition to their other magical abilities, Cigarettes of good health don't cause addiction or cancer.
Their effects depend on colour;

Blue: Gives the smoker water breathing.

Black: Casts Obscuring mist, centered on the cigarette, once per round.

Silver: The smoke from this cigarette reveals any illusions it envelops. During combat, this means any illusions in the same square as the smoker.

Red: Allows the smoker to breathe fire as a standard action, with the damage and a save DC as if the smoker had the breath attack of a red half-dragon.

Green: The smoker may cast either Cloudkill or Stinking Cloud as a standard action, centered on himself. However, he gains no special defence or resistance towards those spells.

Checker-board: The smoker(and any breathing creatures in his space) become immune to airborne diseases, gases, spells(cloudkill, for instance), or attacks(such as the merge thingy that biochemical homunculi can do).

Orange: Once lit, it can be used as a flame sword(as the druid spell).

Where applicable, effects are treated as caster level 10. Cigar versions of these items have been claimed to exist; these have CL 15.

*e* Not dead, then... Coma?

Anyways,
Universal interceptor
This looks a completely ordinary AM/FM radio, even if it has access to some channels most people wouldn't exactly consider "legal"; This is unimportant. When a command word is spoken, a small illusionary hologram pops up on the side of it, and it can with a DC 10 computer use check pick up broadcast TV(or similar visual data) whose signal is being sent through the air or cables or whatever within 200 feet. Another command word puts it on "Magical intercept" mode(a small MI instead of the FM or AM.), where it can, with a computer use check against DC 15, snatch up and play any magical or psionic message sent to, from, or through any point within 200 feet. A DC 20 intelligence check on the part of the intended reciever can detect that the message that been heard. If the caster is aware of and attempting to defend against such listening attempts, he adds his caster level to the computer DC to snatch it up. The Universal Interceptor can also pick up almost any other type of message(at up to 200 feet away), so here are some sample computer use DCs:
Attached to phone line: DC 5
Remote phone line: DC 8
Pick up all cellphone chatter within 200 feet: DC 10
Pick out a single cell phone in the chatter: DC 13(only 10 if you know the number)
Encrypted signal: +Encrypters' computer use check result-10
A spells' incantation: 5*(2+spells' level), then immediately make a DC (25+spells' level) spellcraft check to actually understand and be able to scribe it in your spellbook/PDA spellfiles/whatever.