The Sky Junk Thread

Oh, they do. However you may wake up one day without your eye lids, they love the taste of eye lids.

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Some unbalanced player races, I've hardly played DnD, some I ws just feeling my way around the rules.

This bit of junk will be updated more often as it will actually keep me interested for a while!

It won't get too complex, just enough to get the flavour, but not too taxing to read through.

They will be set out like this:
Name
Alignment
Race or whatever it is (I might sometimes just say "Elf" instead of "Wild or Grey Elf" because it makes the concept easier to change if I use it for something.)
Class, if any
A few sentences of the concept
A quote

Living Prayer
Lawful Good
Awakened Greater Earth Elemental
Paladin
Where a battle was fought between the last of some forgotten paladin troop and a set of pit fiends, the earth was moved by their bravery. Now it seeks to rid the world of the fiendish vermin as well as restore the battleground into a tranquil forest.
"A mute and immobile voyeur of sin, no longer!"

Truthful Tom
Lawful Good
Rogue Modron
Fighter
Tom was on a mission to observe a world that had just begun to form civilization, after many months he found himself watching the young gnome city of Many-Ways. They were attacked by kobolds and Tom felt the need to defend them, he lost his rank and connection to the One and the Prime but became the hero of these little folk. Famed for his honesty, he is a very useful ally as he knows more than most berks.
"Order by Oath, Victory by Vow, Peace by Promise."

Murphy Mather
Lawful Good
Human
Cleric
His Power is dead, in a great war she was eaten by a evil pantheon. Yet, somehow he, unlike most of the wavering clergy, has retained his blessings. In fact on his travels he has been performing even greater divine magics that he previously could. He is slowly coming to terms with the fact he may be her heir...
"I still pray sometimes, I get this sort of echo effect."

Esward Burngate
Lawful Good
Human
Fighter
Long ago a woman defended the land from invading horrors from a flaming portal, the clan Burngate has lived by that charred chasm ever since. Esward lives by the clans outdated traditions and has put his life on the line many times just to prove that living by law is the best way to be. Esward is the clans current leader and wants to fulfill his role to the best of his capabilities, but what really lies beyond the portal troubles his dreams...
'Principles are results. They are ends in themselves'

Countess Kestal Forca
Neutral Good
Half-Elf
Aristocrat
She began life as the daughter of a famous thinker and artist, she was taught from a early age to be open minded and passionate. In her teens she met a dashing man that she came to know was the Count of a far off barony, they married but by the years end he showed his true colours as a vampire and that she was but one of hundred of wives that he had married and then killed. By a twist of fate she stabbed him with a wooden chair leg and now she rules the barony herself!
"Right then, the ghouls won't let the werewolves pass through the Acidic Marsh, but the murderers guild is willing to...why do we have a guild of murderers?"

Durtstrum "Dirty" Goldvein
Neutral Good
Dwarf
Rogue
Cursed by the clerics of his home mountain, Dirty feels pain whenever he touches treasure or coins for attempting to steal from the city vault. Since then he really has mended his ways and seeks to prove his worth by defeating the foes of dwarven kind. Countless times he has asked to return to his home, but he has been deigned, his adventures get more and more dangerous every month.
"'Ello. I'm just off to kill some giants, wanni come?"

Electric Jones
Chaotic Good
Flesh Golem
Expert
None know her past, or would like too. Jones gained her name on the strange effect she has on technology of any kind, namely it blows up in a shower of lightening. Usually wandering around town wearing a wide-brim hat and flowing coat babbling, she has actually gained quite a circle of allies as she has the uncanny knack of solving puzzles, over the years she has even solved a few that have eluded grey beards all their lives. Some of them are quite annoyed by that fact...
"Ah, this puzzle be simples, you think top is the king...no, no, no, got to think like a dwarf for it!"

Nelson Hulata the Master of Song
Chaotic Good
Elf
Bard/Horizon Walker/Loremaster
Nelson, which is far from his original name, lives to bring joy through music. He is quite ancient, said to be the founder of the Knights in White Satin and a thousand years later the very same man that aided them in battling the Iron Maidens. He faded from his world in search of deeper musics, traveling in a great, yellow contraption and is famed for making Mammon tap his foot to the beat of his drum.
"Are you ready?, hey, are you ready for this? Are you hangin' on the edge of your seat?

Wayeimon One-Winged
Lawful Neutral
Angel
Ranger
He lead a army to battle demons, unknown to him he and his fellows were to die that day to set about some even greater scheme. He watched his soldiers fall but he, through luck and skill still in equal parts, lived on and returned to the Heavens to learn that through living he had failed to spread just the right amount of celestial blood on the ground and a spell his master had cast failed. Confused, Wayeimon questions the gods and is lost even in the most familiar of places.
"I am aware I have fallen; are you aware the gods have?"

Erogum Lisker
Lawful Neutral
Half-Orc
Barbarian/Fighter
Erogum, or Captain Lisker as he is more commonly known, has worked his way from the runt of an orc tribe to a dwaven slave to a thug in the largest city in his world to the highest captain of the royal elven navy. He isn't finished. With fragments of knowledge about other planes he plans to open a rift in the sky of his world and pilot a grand vessel to venture into the unknown. He is brutally effective at gathering knowledge and has the whole navy and the queens blessing at his disposal.
"You? go. Zenith Squadron, stay put! Sunset brigade, your with me, take the Royal Trader, I don't want them to think this is a attack. After all, we're allies with the, the dwarves."

Gritt Barrow
Lawful Neutral
Dwarf
Expert
Gritt and six other dwarves were miners, but not just any old pick-lads, they planned to build a new city for the good of the people. The first winter was harsh and took three of them. But they mined onwards and downwards until they came upon a chasm...at first it was silent, but soon hoards of imps and other fiery verminous creatures rose from it. Gritt was the only on left. His first instinct, if dwarves have them, was to seal the tunnel to the chasm off with a metal door. He slowly continues his work, carving out rooms and workshops, as he hopes that more dwarves will come some day, even if he is dead by then.
"Hardship? Do you not know of the tale of Uld? Who had his soul eaten? I am fine and my friends watch from the Mountain-homes of the gods."

Mannequin
True Neutral
Awakened Wooden Golem
Monk
Mannequin has had a strange life and it has happened in such a short space of time. She was a young tree which like many around it, had a mind of its own, years of druidic interference saw to that. She was cut down to be used as firewood by some berk and he was cut down shortly after. The druids cast her into a stream as a sort of burial and she was later found by a dressmaker who asked a friend to make a mannequin to put her clothes on. With joints to move, Mannequin just up and walked off, wearing a very nice lavender suit.
"..."

De'Janet the Speaker
True Neutral
Human
Cleric
De'Jacket has divine power, she can cast spells and heal with the best of them. She doesn't worship anybody, this, she says, is proof their are no true gods. In truth a ancient trickster deity is using her to upset the balance of power in the Heavens...
"Now watch this!"

Benbahsinsay the Twister of Laws
True Neutral
Slaad
Wizard/Arcane Trickster
Self titled "Prince of Bedlam", Ben went on a rampage through Mechanus and was punished by the Modrons, they tried to make him lawful. Ben broke free after years of education in pure Law and escaped to a Prime World where he rested and gave himself a new mission. Instead of outright attacking Law, he would infiltrate it and using magic taught to him by a witch, play the part of a judge, or other justice dealing figures and helps to create unjust and outright wrong laws. He can be found in Sigil now, if you know how to see past his current form and his ability to act exactly as a lawful person would.
"Thus, with rule sixty-two being what it is, this girl is free of all charges and the court shall pay her for her wasted time. Good day to you all and you, sir."

Anomalous Operation
True Neutral
Modron
None
Confirmation Bias is a tendency to search for or interpret new information in a way that confirms one's preconceptions and avoid information and interpretations which contradict prior beliefs, thought a hig-ranking modron. Anomalous Operation left his home of three hundred years to search for truth. So far he hasn't found what he, or maybe she, is looking for but has taken joy in gaining geographical information. Anomalous Operation has unknowingly gained the friendship of many peoples, some of them righteous, some villianous and many with powerful connections in Sigil such as A'kin.
"Inductive Inference; the theory of prediction based on observations; for example, you are a fiend, therefore you are evil, just as all I have met before were. I will not consider you such until proven otherwise, no matter if I meet a thousand more that are evil."

Clint
Chaotic Neutral
Human
Barbarian
From a Prime world of united barbarians, Clint watched his woman die at the hands of a demon. He followed it to Sigil and he only has one thing in mind. He seems to have a knack of guessing a items use and a persons motive.
"The Hive, huh? A place o' thieves I gather. Boy, get out from behind that rock, fight like your father would be proud of for once."

Rikitititajiti Two-mouths
Chaotic Neutral
Slaad
None
The Dealer of Cards berks call him, Riki spends all, all, of his time in a up town bar dealing cards for poker games. He is fairly young, but in his time he's seen jolly thieves cheat each other, poor brothers play for nuts, a arch-wizard lose to a babbling idiot and even demons play angels over mens souls, Riki thinks that through games of chance, he can better understand chaos and the multiverse itself. He is mad by mortal standards, but a fair dealer who favours none. Don't ask where the second mouth is!
"Two ru-eds and a foo' can gain ever-ar-e-thing. A black an' ru-ed? A foo' must become less-a-fool quick!"

Wheels-Within-Wheels
Lawful Evil
Rogue Modron
Wizard
It was in Baator that Wheels-Within-Wheels knew that to uphold law, you must enforce strict punishment. Wheels does not think of itself as a individual, or as anything really, just as [i]Law. It moves throughout the planes using a magical staff it "confiscated" from an Abbysal Lord; imposing rules and regulations, it doesn't believe not knowing the law is a reason not to go unpunished.[/i]
"Validate your existence."

Bosr Hexer
Neutral Evil
Human
Sorcerer
Bosr was kidnapped shortly after birth by a band of goblins, soon to be a tasty meal if not for the intervention of the bands seer, Jahr Hexer. He was taught by Jahr that in him was the ability to master the arcane arts and coupled with the need to defend himself from the goblin children he quickly became potent in causing pain. He now leads the ever growing band and is well aware he is a classical dark lord, sending his goblins raiding settlements just to pass the time. He is fascinated by culture and always wears the finest robes in the presence of adventurers, and tries his best to use every long and often forgotten word he can when talking to them.
"Ah, an adventuring fellowship? Perhaps you would favour a diversion of wit somewhat more than outright mêlée?"

Frau Kindeaser
Neutral Evil
Green Hag
Barbarian
The Child Eater, Frau, hates riddles and other haggish pass-times, and frankly, talking. This means that few get to know that she has in fact never eaten anything, let alone a child. She lurks in a tiny cottage on a cliffs edge; she has been waiting for the sea to finally take the cottage off the edge, with her with it. Being evil can be very depressive she thinks, Frau has never actually done anything wrong, or anything really, but her evil stems from never helping or hindering anything. She hates loud noises and can be sent into violent rages when suprised.
"All that breathes will die, all that besides will fade away."

The Glass Princess
Chaotic Evil
Human turned Outsider
Aristocrat/Psion
Long ago her toad faced husband drove her mad and stole her away from her world, now she has surpassed him and he is but a pawn in her war games. She is obsessed with glass and the palace she lives in is made of it. She is often child-like and fantastical, but every once in a while she becomes deadly serious and her flair for tactics shines through. She has had many children each are devoted to her, they are in part jesters and acrobats to amuse her and assassins. She ultimately wishes to be a goddess of beauty.
"Even a man who owns nothing can still offer his life."

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Ah, fair enough. Thanks for dropping by to say. trans_:|>