Mount Mungoth, Gehenna
Among the yugoloths, one of the worst fates possible was to have some especially unique ability, something that made a fiend stand out among his peers.
Perhaps, the grey-furred fiend thought as Yazakouris the Prophet literally collapsed on the steps leading into his fortress, that was what had made the two of them into such fast allies. They were both, simply put, freaks among their kind – Yazakouris more than he. He himself might be regarded as an eccentric and a firebrand, afflicted by an ability unique among his kind, but Yazakouris was simply crazy.
Over the many centuries, one or the other of them – most especially the Prophet – might well have been devoured by the intrigues of their kind, had their superiors not deemed them too useful to destroy.
That rankled.
Vashanhusur went through the motions of the usual protective magics before venturing outside into the frozen cold of his home plane. One did not obtain the rank of arcanaloth without becoming justifiably paranoid – himself more than most. Over millennia, numerous parties – some among his kind, but many serving other fiendish, celestial or even mortal interests – had attempted to slay, kidnap or otherwise inconvenience him.
He had the gates opened and stood at the top of the stairs, letting his eyes and posture indicate his displeasure. Blood was dripping from Yazakouris’ fur into the snow. Not enough, he judged, for him to worry that his closest ally might be mortally wounded. All the same, he wasn’t well off.
Bel Aloth will rend my essence into bloody screaming bits and scatter it across the nether planes if you actually die on my doorstep.
“Have you completely lost your sense of decorum?”
“Oh, this?” Yazakouris gestured weakly at himself, chuckling unevenly as he did. “How easily I forget.”
“Your display of weakness is indecent and improper, not to mention a terrible example in the presence of your inferiors.” Not only one of his nycaloth lieutenants, but even a number of lowly mezzoloths were watching them. “Do something about it at once.”
“Hah.” The Prophet seemed visibly to gather himself, to reach for some presence of mind, and moved his hands as he muttered a simple incantation. To the naked eye, the rips in his robe mended themselves, the injuries simply disappearing as if he had never been wounded. He could still smell the coppery-brimstone scent of Yazakouris’ blood, but decided not to press the issue.
Vashanhusur stood at the top of the stairs and waited. The eyes of his unstable ally rolled and darted, unsteadily. Finally, supporting himself with one clawed hand, the Prophet slowly wobbled to his feet. The grey-furred arcanaloth smelled more blood as the movements put strain on his ally’s wounds.
“Better. Yazakouris, called Prophet, be welcome in my home.”
***
The Prophet turned out to be relatively lucid for once, a fact that was a great relief to him. He’d been certain that whatever had been the cause of Yaza’s injuries would have caused his mental state to deteriorate even more.
“What happened, Yaza?” He’d had the Prophet lie down and bleed all over a couch in a side-room as he examined his ally’s injuries himself.
“Holy, holy sword. Idiot with holy sword. I was having a fit, Vasha, a beautiful vision, important for you to know. Idiot almost killed me.”
“A terrible thing it would be, don’t you think, to be struck down by an idiot?”
His ally’s ears flattened against his skull. “I can’t help it, Vasha.” He knew the Prophet didn’t refer to this episode of the idiot with the holy sword, but rather to his own instability.
“Well, I suppose not.” He offered his companion a goblet filled with freshly-drawn blood. “Drink, recover your strength. Fortunately, while your wounds are painful and debilitating, they won’t kill you outright – of themselves.” This was the Plane of Pain. Badly wounded creatures died, torn apart by rivals.
“Wounds caused by highly consecrated weapons are very difficult to treat, but I know of at least one method that works quite well. You’ll need to bathe in the blood and devour the flesh of several priests in the service of a holy deity – which means I can’t simply corrupt them first, and which incurs the additional risk of annoying a god and launching a personal crusade against us. I’ll take care of it, but it will likely take weeks, perhaps months – during which time you’ll be completely vulnerable. Where exactly did this idiot attack you?”
Yazakouris closed his eyes for a few moments. “I was in the cave at the edge of the Purifcation Grounds of Nazatkira. Kiasha cave. I felt a fit coming on. That cave is usually as safe as anywhere else.”
Vashanhusur fed more blood to the Prophet as he probed for details. To his ears, it honestly sounded like one of the lone, foolish crusaders that mortals occasionally spawned. They rarely succeeded in doing much damage. This one mortal fool, though, had nearly managed to throw a brick into the ever-so-delicate mechanics that were the politics of the Wasting Tower.
It certainly gave weight to his long-held belief that mortals had personal, individual significance -- that some few of them, at least, were capable of cosmic influence. Still, he would have been mortally embarrassed if his closest ally had actually been brought low by one of those pre-larval monkeys.
“Oh,” Yaza added softly, a sly expression sliding onto his face. “I got something for you. That I think you’ll like.”
“And what would that be?”
Twisting a little on the couch, he reached into an inner pocket of his bloody robes and withdrew something wrapped in silk. Eventually he got it open, revealing a large, inscribed ruby that was very familiar to the other arcanaloth.
Yazakouris smiled softly. “I had one of your little soul-catchers on me at the time.”
The Render smiled askance, his eyes glancing to the side, as he tried and failed to conceal his pleasure. “In that, at least, you have done well.” Well, you certainly know how to bribe me, Yazakouris. Spoiled cub. Had you not the ear of Mydianchlarus himself, you and your only-too-accurate prophecies, someone would have ended your pitiable existence long ago.
Even imprisoned as it was, he could readily discern all sorts of details about the soul Yazakouris had brought him. A soul possessed of a powerfully offensive holiness, he thought, after some observation, and yet, not quite so holy as it thought it was. Not an anima of extraordinary interest to him, but one of high quality due to its potent holiness alone.
He took the gem. “Thank you, my friend. I’ll do what I can to find out what I can about this incident. You said something about a vision…?”
The Prophet nodded, twice. “Yes, yes. Are you ready?”
Vashanhusur placed the ruby on a side table. Yazakouris knew how disturbing it was, even to other yugoloths, when he spoke in his prophetic voice. “I suppose so.”
The wounded yugoloth shut his eyes, attempting to relax as he reached into the corner of his mind where the latest revelation twitched and ranted.
“This is on some Prime world or other, I think you know of it though…” Yazakouris spoke softly in his natural voice, before his body convulsed as if newly wounded and the voice altered.
It seemed nearly impossible that such a voice, akin to two stones grinding together, could emanate from the wounded fiend. Even from such fiends as they were.
Mothers and their children embrace, and are destroyed. A soldier clasps the arm of his brother in arms, and is destroyed. The rich man touches the hand of a beggar, giving alms. He perishes. Men strike at one another in hate and are untouched.
No plague of the body this, for such would be an impiety. Mortal corruption engendering mortal corruption. One mortal soul in need of our guidance. A weapon is forged. A new abomination is brought into the worlds. One mortal race of lice destroys another.
The liver of Prometheus is devoured.
Yazakouris fell so silent that, after a time, his ally felt obligated to check to make sure he was still alive. The Prophet seemed all right, merely unconscious.
The Baernoloths, the grim fathers of their kind, did not deign to communicate in any way with the yugoloths of lesser castes. He would not be surprised if Bel Aloth were the plaything of one or another of them, but it would be absolutely heretical to suggest that a Baern would speak through the pitiable arcanaloth on his couch.
Still, he thought, if not one of the ancient ones, I wonder who or what has made you its creature. The fundamental essence of the Waste or of Gehenna itself, perhaps? Yazakouris didn’t have anything like the information network that would be required to fake the results he brought – not only did the Prophet routinely speak of things he couldn’t possibly know, he often spoke of matters even the most well-informed of his own race knew nothing about. The upper echelons of the Wasting Tower believed in his prophetic voice, and that was enough.
He glanced again at the quiet figure on the couch. How dearly I loathe being compared to such as you. Yazakouris was the mad visionary; he, the rationalist and implementor. As ill-fitting as their personalities were, even he could not deny that their combined efforts tended to bring forth devastating results.
All of this would have to be reported in some fashion to Bel Aloth, a task he did not relish. Vashanhusur suspected that his work would soon be needed here. One mortal soul, indeed. No matter how grand we believe ourselves to be, how far beneath us they are, it always seems to come down to mortal souls.
~State your name and your purpose.~
The mental ‘voice’ penetrated his thoughts in much the same way a flensing knife might penetrate flesh. It was that painful and invasive.
He hesitated.
#$#$#$#!!!!
His mind shied away from the pain. It was difficult for him to dwell upon a pain as sharp and searing – and somehow, so very precisely administered -- as what he had just experienced.
~I will make things very clear. You are dead. You are dead -- you have already gone through that gate through which all mortals must eventually pass. When everything you ever knew or loved has passed away into nothingness, I will still be here. You can either provide me with the answers I want, or I can torment you with agony beyond everything you have ever imagined in your mortal life. I have a great deal of patience, and I have no limits.~
This was all wrong, so wrong – what had gone so terribly wrong? He racked his brains, trying to recall what had happened. His memories were jumbled.
~Ah.~ The pain lessened a little. ~Finally we are beginning to get somewhere.~
He was good. He was a righteous man. He remembered this! His god was a god of Light! How was he trapped in this stifling, suffocating darkness?
~Yes, a paladin. Of Tyr. Of course. How appropriate that such a warped little mortal should bind himself to that blind cripple.~ The voice continued to violate him as it poked through his thoughts, and in some sense, through his very being.
~Now, your name…~
You blaspheme! O Just God, grant me strength!
~(a light, sarcastic chuckle)~
~Your God is… not here. How unfortunate. I, however, am.~
Slowly, in no hurry, the speaker began to peel away the layers of his self and examined them, as if they were separate layers of skin.
Tyr! Tyr, help me! O Even-Handed One, if ever you helped me before, aid me now!
(Incoherent screams)
~How sweet… a rather crunchy, coarse texture, yet stable and solid. A bit like oak.~ (Pause.) ~You are, as I said, quite dead now, but you perished in such a manner that your spirit did not pass through the River Styx. Thus your memories remain intact.~
Memories rushed out of him like gushing blood.
Images like those of a stage play, almost as if these events had happened to someone else.
The Loviatan. The Loviatan priestess. She was beautiful – a very beautiful woman – but his faith and his training had taught him to resist temptation. The Loviatan priestess who had corrupted so many in the city, starting with the most wealthy and powerful. Finally she had been forced to flee, but he had sworn to bring her to Tyr’s justice. He would chase her as far as he had to.
~Clueless Prime,~ the voice remarked. ~ Amusing, though.~
She had thrown something at his head – some Loviatan instrument of pain – before leaping into the full-body mirror that served as a portal. Stumbling, he had followed.
He had come upon an utter wasteland of frozen snow and volcanic ash. He contrived to survive for days as he followed the Loviatan’s tracks through the snow and ice, until a fresh snowfall obliterated them. Kneeling, he prayed with all his heart for Tyr to guide him.
Continuing his search, he began investigating a series of caves where he thought, perhaps, the Loviatan might have gone in search of shelter. As he explored one of them, he could make out a most dreadful yapping and howling, and incomprehensible, babbled speech…
Well beyond the remaining senses of the trapped soul, his tormentor sniffed contemptuously. “Yazakouris, you are really such a fool. To have the unending centuries of your existence threatened by such a creature as this…”
He did not even recognize what the bestial creature was, the one that stared out at nothing and rent at its own tattered robes. Every single one of his Tyr-granted senses screamed out at him – what an extraordinarily unholy creature this was. It reeked of vileness and corruption…
~Very well… Dolshen, is it, servant of the blinded cripple god we shall refrain from naming. Allow me to introduce you to a harsh truth, one which the priests of your faith likely never taught. ~
~Even the souls of the most ‘worthy’ or ‘deserving’ do not always make it into paradise. The reach of your ever-so-just god does not extend everywhere. Sometimes, even heroic and noble souls suffer a damnation comparable to that of the most base villains they ever fought in life.~
~I have a very special use for just such souls as yours – shining, constant, holy ones.~
Dolshen’s agony diminished, though not – he thought with what little coherence remained to him – for long.
~You are vaguely familiar with the concept of True Sight or True Vision, correct?~
Oh. Yes, of course. (Puzzled.)
~While some misguided beings believe that truth conquers all, we know that simply isn’t the case. Such spells may be induced to provide false results. A villain may appear under ‘True Sight’ to be a priest or a commoner. A righteous man may appear under magic to be a hated enemy. As for you…~
~Certain items may be fashioned which can produce the effect I just described. In order, for example, to make a wicked man appear under magic to be heroic, I require certain things – one of which is a mortal soul of unusual holiness. Yours is in a raw state, and will require some processing, of course…~
~The thing I wish you most especially to know, while your memories of life still remain to you, is that everything you are – everything you hope and dream and pray for – your most vital essence, that part of you which is sacred to the gods, will be used to do the work of Evil. Your piety and faith and steadfastness will shield the wicked. Everything you stand for shall be betrayed. And so you will suffer and be able to do nothing, until the oceans dry up, the stars fall from the sky, and all has passed into dust…~
BoGr Guide to Missile Combat:
1) Equip a bow or crossbow.
2) Roll a natural 1 on d20.
3) ?????
4) Profit!