Silly Items!

actually it would be kind of like a projectile. AND OF COURSE THE DELICOUSNESS
PARDON MY CRAPPY SPELLING

Yeah the whole potatoe gauntlets make no sense it is one of the worst idea's you have had so far.
And potatoes are not delicious. They are extremely gross and greasy.

Gauntlet of flying
at first glance, this seems to be an incomplete set of Gauntles of ( fill in the blank) , only it has a rather large dent in the side.
When activated, the gauntlet flys into the air. However, it does not cast fly on the user, it drags them along.
And this is where the fun starts.
The dent is from when the orginal user crashed into the ground after being shot down in a battle. Unfortunetly, the wearer now has no control over direction, their just being dragged in any direction the gauntlet pleases. But it will never crash into the ground.
And at such speed, unfastening the gauntet is very tough.
and this, not being a true curse, is immune to the remove curse spell.

ok i was told to invent something stupid so i will in vent the gauntlets of anti potatoe-ness.
when you pickup these gauntlets and put them on it cancels out every gauntlets of potatoes on the plane.
(because potatoes are really really gross)

*stomache growls...* all this talk of potatoes is making me hungry *grabs a bag of potatoe chips and starts chowing down!

personally I like sunchips... mmmmmm,.. corn

really the potateoes are the staple of civilization without them we cuold nt
hve gotten around to build towns because they were so simple to grow

i completely agree with spaghetti man

I beg to differ on the no onion nutrients, but yeah I guess upholding cows would be expensive, but remember they also produce milk, wich makes cheese, cottage cheese, yogurt, ice cream, ect. ect. mmmm icecream

*fills in the blank* The Glasses of the Perfected Nerd!
These glasses when worn bestow a +4 to intelligence, a +2 to Wisdom, but a -2 to Strength, and grants a conditional +4 reflex save to dodge dodgeballs and most projectile traps (as long as they're shooting arrows or rocks) and it also allows the wearer to paralyze any enemy with stupidity by saying that E=MC2 (<--- the 2 is squared, sorry if there was any confusion) to anything with an intelligance score of 10 or as low as three (won't work on animals and some magical beasts) for 1d4 rounds

YEAH THAT IS TRULY AMazing my iner nerd is all tingly

I think we've all ran out of ideas lol, I'm gunna do some brainstorming this week and see if I can come up with some new ideas

by the way what ever happened to our muffins and doughnuts

I think we need some more items for the Glasses of the Perfected Nerd! you know, like a set, anyone have any ideas?

*eye twitches* wow... just wow... That definately constitutes as a silly item lol

Hey I remember that Item! that things amazing- hmmm, we need a cowardice item

you my friend are a genius and i present with the throne of the best nipple clamp item

Umm, ok....
Spoon of the sage
this spoon when carried on the characters person, increases their intelligence by +4 and their wisdom by +3, this means when they are eating with it, or holding it in their hand
does that one work?

what ever works, right guys?
Lawn gnomes of gaurdianship
These very short, small stone gnomes ar actually very small golems that you can set up as a wall, and when are passed, activate
Their stats are the same as a stone golem except:
they are small sized,
Atk: pound 1D4
full atk: 2 pounds 1D4 each

are active until their target is destroyed or away from premises.
you can make a Move silently check DC25 to go passed them, and must make anoother to pass back through, if you are the owner, you needant worry, only when the gnomes are touched together does the wall deactivate.

Wow! lol that reminds me of the toy soldiers in Neverending Story II XD

Wow this has slowed a bit...

Gnomish belt of strength!
This belt when worn gives a +2 enhancement to strength, and of course becuase it was made by gnomes! the wearer, nomatter what it's size is immediately shrunk to small size- unless if the wearer is smaller than small. the belt fit's to the wearers body magically

now wait a minute... do you mean the race Gnomes, or lawn gnomes?

Gnomes in general, but hey lawn gnomes are cool too!

know that i think of it, they are similar, but no, i did not think of them at the time, Grr is the best
Line from Invader Zim movie:

thank you, that is much appretiated, heres another i though of
Socks of the tightropest
these socks can be worn under a pair of boots, when worn they give a +10 balance bonus and +5 to cats grace checks

Don't know, maybe.

Well, back on the Item trail
Parrot of death(figurine of wonderous power)
This parrot is animated when the proper password is spoken(DMs choice)
The figurine is blackish looking, with a red glare when it is hit by sun light. The figure has all the regular stats of a parrot, except the following:
Speacial attacks: this figure can cast power word kill at 10th caster level, and then turns into a regular figure, with no magical properties.It can also cast inflict mass wounds 1/per sommoning. The parrot stays in play for 12 hours after summoned, unless it is told to leave before then. when animated, the parrot is mostly black with some white feathers.
costs to create: 10,000 GP;(craft wonderous item DC 20); 250XP; Powerword, Kill; inflict mass wounds. market price: 25,000