by means of magical items, yes lucas could make things catch on fire w/ the evrburning zippo because magical items don't have to be exactly what the spell says, I would know 
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Thu, 2004-12-16 09:57
#53
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Thu, 2004-12-16 10:05
#54
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to answer Fidrikon's questions, yes you light the bong but only w/ the everburning zippo and you need an everlasting pot leaf, yes it will keep smoking unless you put out the pot leaf or cover the top w/ something. and it is a very heat resistant plastic so no shatter but yes it would keep smoking if you broke it.
Also if you don't know what a ring of three wishes looks like i should hit you w/ a very hard and blunt object
Thu, 2004-12-16 11:19
#55
Screw off
I will use as many drug references as i want, when i create a silly item it will be posted.
And Dognuts?
I totally got the idea for the hedge clippers while in my garage and of course looking at my hedgeclippers.
but here is another idea,
CHRISTMAS CARD FROM BAD MOVIE HELL!!!
When you read the Christmas card a bad movie from any decade will play in your mind. Thus creating confusion. It will take dc check of 15 (fortitude) If you succeed the bad movie turn in to a good movie from any decade. And will grant you a bonus to your ac(+2) for 1d10 rounds.
Thu, 2004-12-16 11:21
#56
OH
Oh yeah and the hedgeclippers can cut anything
Thu, 2004-12-16 11:46
#57
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Hey i got an item for you frid. the orb of popcorn temtaions you need tio make a will/fort save of 6 or 2 or you burst into buttered movie popcorn not the greatest but it's okay
Thu, 2004-12-16 11:52
#58
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your crazy sphagetti man
Thu, 2004-12-16 16:00
#59
Hey
SYRUP OF INFAMY!!!
When you are eating and you pour a little syrup of infamy on it your speed will increase(+10) for 1d12 rounds and your base attack bonus will drop one point for 1d10 rounds. A dc fort. save of 15 negates. But if you fail you automatically become Japanese for 1d12 rounds.
Fri, 2004-12-17 07:07
#60
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syrup of imfamy cool, swan you gonna go gaburling hunting any time soon dont use a sak of holding again 
Fri, 2004-12-17 07:41
#61
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you thought the the orb was wierd try this
THE RING OF FLACELANCE
a average looking gold ring that if put on you lose 3 char. pts.
-2 on hide checks and the ability to use the noxious gas spell once per day with no cost to spell per day :mrgreen:
Fri, 2004-12-17 07:47
#62
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anybody got clue who watashi is i never heard of him
Fri, 2004-12-17 09:30
#63
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you most likely will never know who he is becuase not everyone on this forum is from where we are -_- ...
Fri, 2004-12-17 14:24
#64
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um, heres a quick tip.
It's considered bad form to ask "whos that?" in an online forum. Especially, when you only recently have joined
Fri, 2004-12-17 14:52
#65
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sry i'm a total newbie when comes to the net :oops:
Fri, 2004-12-17 14:56
#66
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swan triy this on for size the sak of 100 anything put is multiplied by 99 so 1 apple maens there be a 100
Fri, 2004-12-17 16:33
#67
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that would be awsome, and yet the single most unbalancing item ever created.
Imagine, a single ring of three wishes. Sorry, I mispoke, thats 100 rings of three wishes. What was that? I mean 199 rings of three wishes.
This just in, a man with a bag found a copper peice in the street today, and a few hours later has managed to amass enough money to buy sigil. All the residents, excluding dolores, have been eviceted.
Oh, never mind. the lucky man has just been flayed.
Sun, 2004-12-19 15:38
#68
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Go Fridrikon! lol, thats exactally what would happen too lol...
is it wierd to miss the Lady of Pain, even though just her shadow can kill you? lol, I feel so wierd now...
Sun, 2004-12-19 15:43
#69
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why do youmiss the lady of Pain? Its not like Dolores went on holiday
(Fidrikon is found later having suffered from an anurism. The cause: a mental image of the LOP laying beside a pool drinking a magirita)
Sun, 2004-12-19 15:44
#70
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why do youmiss the lady of Pain? Its not like Dolores went on holiday
(Fidrikon is found later having suffered from an anurism. The cause: a mental image of the LOP laying beside a pool drinking a magirita)
Mon, 2004-12-20 05:04
#71
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anybody got clue who watashi is i never heard of him
Never heard of him before. Maybe he's one of those mystical creatures from the hidden realms of mongolia
Mon, 2004-12-20 07:41
#72
uhhhhh.......
i'm gone for a week and look what happens........drug refrences a plenty and dognuts????? what ever happen to the good old days of dongnuts and despair pudding.......and whats up with those newbie berks?
Mon, 2004-12-20 09:12
#73
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why do youmiss the lady of Pain? Its not like Dolores went on holiday
(Fidrikon is found later having suffered from an anurism. The cause: a mental image of the LOP laying beside a pool drinking a magirita)
but what if she did go on holiday- *quivers at the thuagh* oh good go- I mean, stuff yeah.... Sigil would be a mess >.<
P.S. Yeah I know Swan, I know...
Mon, 2004-12-20 13:10
#74
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i wasnt here in the good ol days so i have no clue what happened
swan luck on hunting that jibberling no sacs of holding just a cage and a long sword
Tue, 2004-12-21 09:12
#75
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you don't want me to tell you what happened but thats ok, becuase "we" will still all know...
Tue, 2004-12-21 12:07
#76
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anyways my tribute to the great Furt
Furt's mystacil monocle
every hour you can look in on any plane character or item for 1D20 minutes if you know furts favorite food
Swan the item that could answer yoir kobalt problem
The Halh N 1/2
a plane looking dagger little canals leading to a red jewl in it's center
when a willing 2 subgects cut themselves and let theyr blood fill the canals the firsts blood will turn to red crystal and the seconds blue if the
first puts the blue crystal to his cut the crystal will enter that person's body if the second person is of a different race then 1st will become half that if they are the same race nothing happens and it will work vice versa to. this works on all outsiders, dragons and vampires too :idea:
Tue, 2004-12-21 12:20
#77
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interesting sphagetti man...
Tue, 2004-12-21 12:47
#78
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uhhhh...sphagitti man.......i have no idea what your post even says.....try being more relavent when you post. and furt doesn't even have a manicle, fidrikon just drew one in that day.
Wed, 2004-12-22 06:37
#79
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sry you know i have a tendency to make no sense
anyways that last post i meant with the 1/2 n 1/2 that it combines to separate races to make a new race using their blood the product is two separate beings that are 1/2 their original race
Thu, 2004-12-23 11:15
#80
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you do realize that that item, makes no sense eh? it needs stats if it's a dagger... or item... or anything for that matter... even armor has stats, hmm, first theres damage, and any aditional bonuses to attack (that there, usually is none though)... interesting idea though- sounds like yer trying to recreate a way Tieflings are made... and no, you may not make a teifling- thats my job =P
If you want help on this, then talk to me or Fidrikon...
Fri, 2004-12-24 15:37
#81
hey guys
hey guys totally check this item out,
SANTA'S HAT
santa has happened to lose his hat. and it's magical properties are: when you place your finger on your nose you can go up chimneys (3 times a day) with a succesful dc fortitude check of 15.
*** soon to be coming***
all of santas wardrobe
Fri, 2004-12-24 17:04
#82
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SANTA DOESN'T VISIT THE PLANES!
at least, i dont think so... he'd never get enough gifts for the residents of the upper planes...
besides, the residents of the Sigil ( the hive for sure) would slice anyone who snuck into their house. Just out of habit, if nothing else.
and the chimny thing can be accomplished by gaseous form.
im sry ven, but theirs a limit to how silly things can be, even in silly items. Mabey we should have named it odd items, cause silly definitly seems to not be working in a positive way...
Sat, 2004-12-25 17:38
#83
hey
fidrikon tongue balls santa is magic ha can do anything in fact his coat makes him impervious ( gives him a plus 500 to ac ) soin closing the residents of sigil suck and they dont deserve to be alive.
oh yeah and who says santa even goes to sigil. maybe he hates sigil like i hate you
( he he he) just joking
Sun, 2004-12-26 10:21
#84
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Ven, there is no reason for that at all. Here a few basic rules if you want to be a part of planewalker forums:
1) Don't insult people. And don't swear at people either. There is a big differance between jokingly calling someone 'a poor, deluded fool' and telling them lick your genitalia.
2) don't tell people that they misspelled something, its rude and unnessicary. The only exception is when you have to ask about a specific word or sentance to figure out what they meant.
3) Don't post things specifically to piss people off
4) Don't clutter serious or semi-serious forum threads with posts that have no point, or are a major distraction from the original thread. No one wants to wait a week for the answere to a question they posted because someone posted a silly idea about smurf hunting in the same thread. (or, at least, this is my interpretation of it)
In other words, treat people with respect, and dont post stupid stuff without a reason.
Sun, 2004-12-26 11:36
#85
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....
[mother voice] Don't make me separate you two. [/mother voice]
Sun, 2004-12-26 11:59
#86
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lol, sorry.
(reflexivly goes to his room without supper)
Thu, 2004-12-30 14:52
#87
hey
hey fidrikon you aren't the god of the forum and i dont have to treat you with any respect because you dont deserve it.
as for swearing i didn't swear once and i usually dont on the internet!
and if you didn't insult my santa hat i wouldn't have informed you that you tongue balls.
i also will tell anybody that they spelled something wrong if they spelled something wrong, you cant control that
and this forum is for silly items and i will post as many silly items as i want, such as santa's hat
oh yeah THE ORGINAL THREAD FOR THIS FORUM (or at least i was told) WAS TO POST SILLY ITEMS derrrr
Thu, 2004-12-30 14:55
#88
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*AHEM*
Regardless of the intention of the thread or not. Regardless of your spelling or not (though it is advised that if you are willing to criticize one person's spelling that you be sure your own spelling and grammar are correct). And regardless of whatever else may be between the two of you in real life...
This conversation between the two of you is done. Take it to PM. Or take it off the forum. If it continues I will lock the thread.
Thu, 2004-12-30 14:58
#89
speaking of which
speaking of which ...
THE "ROLLING STONES"
" The rolling stones" are a small group of about five stones that are forever rolling. The five stones vary in size from tiny to giant. the only way to hold on to the stones is to place in a bag of holding type three. Should one of these itemsroll in to people it would cause instant death.
(unless then stone is tiny or medium) but basically if the stone is bigger than it will instsantly kill you unless you roll a dc fortitude check of 35.
Fri, 2004-12-31 15:02
#90
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hey been a while since i last checked in tenchi the 1/2 n 1/2 is a relic that beyond it,s predesribed effect it's justs a mormal +1 dagger sry i really forgot to post that :oops:
Sat, 2005-01-01 11:54
#91
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And now, for the instrument that every bard wants...
The Kazooka
It looks like and average, plastic kazoo (coming in a vartiety of colors. Blue, red and yellow. Green Kazookas may be outlawed in some cities)
But it is advised that you identify it before using it.
Simply hum into the Kazooka, and it amplifies your hum to a dangerous level.
It casts (in a 40 foot cone) shatter, gust of wind, and deals 2d6 +2 sonic damage. Anyone within the cone must make a will save or be wracked with pain, suffering a -1 to all saves.
Note: no one outside of the 40 foot cone can hear any sound at all. This leads many to beilve the Kazooka to be broken, until you blow downs someones shack.
Mon, 2005-01-03 12:09
#92
...
that is an interesting idea fidrikon, only thing is it would be legendary or cost between 125,000 - 175,000 GP. But otherwise it is a good idea
Mon, 2005-01-03 12:10
#93
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frid i got 1 word wow :shock:
here's somethig that should mercilisy be laughed at
THE BUKET O DOOM
a ordinary looking metal buket with a very heavy(1000 lbs. ) lid on it any body who manages to get the lid off must roll a 1D4
if you roll a 1. 1d20 fireballs fly out of the bucket
2. one swarm of hell wasps is relaesed attacking anything
3. 1D4 black puddings attack you and the party
4. the buket transports you to the lair of a great wyrm red dragon that is very hungry
:twisted:
Mon, 2005-01-03 12:20
#94
bahh
that is crazy sphagetti man
Mon, 2005-01-03 12:30
#95
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I have found my avatar the gallery works now HOO RAH!!
Mon, 2005-01-03 17:58
#96
yeah whatever
BRITISH UNDERWEAR
when wearing this pair of underwear (with the british flag on the back) you will automatically be turned in to an ugly british person. The only chance you have to negate the ugly britan transformation is to roll and dc check of 15 (fort), when and if you negate the transformation the british underwear give you a boost to your charisma (+2) (you have to wear the underwear to get the bonus)
Wed, 2005-01-05 12:06
#97
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makes me think of austin powers
Thu, 2005-01-06 12:53
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underwear of madness
wearing this rather digusting pair of underbriches cause the wearer to start hallucinating and have black out moments. nothing the victim sees or hears can be completely dismissed as real or unreal though as the hallucinations can cause damage to the victim. what the wearer sees and hears is completely up to the dm so it's a fun way to kill off anoying players or shake up a boring event. the player can take the underwear of whenever they choose but they must have an intellegence mod of at least 2 to relize the underwear is the cause of the hallucinations.
Fri, 2005-01-07 12:08
#99
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Nice heres a one straight the heart
THE ring of SENTENCES
this plain brass ring if worn makes the wearer finish other peoples sentences (swan this one's for you) this deals -2 to charisma and cumlative -2 to diplomacy or charisma related skills HA HA HA
:shock:
Fri, 2005-01-07 12:18
#100
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One more thing
the book of the multiverse
this average looking book when opened make (will) DC of 20 if you suceed choose a plane you will instantly be transported there if you fail the DM chooses the plane instead
there only 4 ever made thus they have become preacious relics
Sat, 2005-01-08 10:24
#101
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THE ring of SENTENCES
dude, you don't need the ring......you finish my sentences anyway......and that's why you have no real life charisma!
but can the clippers cut rasorvine?