Silly Items!

I have created a new doughnut (or two) MWAHAHAHA! lol

The Jelly Filled Doughnut of Gelatin
This delicious doughnut comes in three wonderful flavors, apple, grape, and rasberry. it looks like your simple average powdered delicious mouthwatering irrisistable can't help but grab first, jelly doughnut... but when it is eaten, depending on the flavor, you will be polymorphed into specific type of Gelatinous Cube (apple is the basic), and this effect can last as long as the DM wants it to... if he/she really wants to torture the player for that long lol...

Aha! Yet another doughnut

The Bouncing Red Headlight Doughnut of Squishyness!!!
(Oh yes I did! ) Now this delicious doughnut isn't for eating... if it is consumed than the piece will just bounce around like a bouncy-ball inside of your internal organs until it hits your stomache... This one of a kind food object is especially useful for beating the crap out of any of your enemies if they are in a solitary room, just aim, throw, and watch it do it's magic. after hitting the target it should bounce off, hitting a few walls and hitting the tasrget again, and again... and again..... and again...... each successful hit dealing 1d2 bludgeting damage... oh you want it back? it'll stop bouncing..... eventually

hmmmm... does anybody really read this thing- other than us? lol

I'm guessing not... but I guess I'll contribute more then hehe

Ring of Belching
well this cursed item, drops charisma by well ... uh.... 2 (initially) and the ring cuases the user to belch every 13 minutes and 12 seconds unless they succeed in a DC 16 Will save, and for every belch made, then their charisma drops an aditional 1, and if they belch in front of a person then charisma is dropped an adittional 2... the drops in charisma are not permanent, but you have to sleep a day for each point lost in order to recover them... the only way that you can get this ring off is by putting on the ring of flachulence (I can't spell)... but more on that later =P

the great donut* of baator[b]
(cursed simpson inspired donut)

this donut turns up in peoples bags/gear etc it looks very appetising and tastes good (so good infact once bitten it takes a DC 15 will save to stop eating and with each bite th DC increces by 1) the eater will even go to the point of picking up crumbs off the floor to get it all when finished a gate opens and a pitfiend comes through to take the eater to the 9th layer of baator if attacked the pitfiend will grab the eater and escape through the gate the only way to stop this is to pursuade the pitfiend to release the eater.
once the eater and pitfiend enters the gate it closes blocking easy rescue.

this is a cruel item, but then im a cruel sort of person :twisted:

lol, I think we should slow down on the doughnuts lol, we have so many now

If you have any more doughnuts or anything else feel free to post- but as for myself, I think if I post one more foodstuff Fridrikon will strangle me lol

lol... well the point is that you'd have your way with me- I mean.... oh that didn't come out right.....

Tenshi, your sick. And your going to hell.

that is quiet possible the coolest idea for your goggles yet!

maybe you could even echant them with see invisibility later...

note: keep those the heck away from nick!

DUDE I love those goggles!

sorry I haven't come up with anything lately- been busy with the campaign and its maps, creatures, races, items.... yeah- it's not easy creating Settings lol, but I want to get us in the setting so bad lol it'll be worth the wait I promise... and I'm still keeping everything that you two have contributed, so if you want to contribute more feel free, there are after all seven other prime material planes that need creating lol

P.S. sorry Fidrikon... it really did come out wrong- I din't realize it until I re-read what I wrote :oops:

Shiido, you have never even heard of planescape, and while Id love to convert another into the fold :twisted: Im afriad you are too kick-in-the-doorto really get into the swing of it.
And tenshii told me that, and this is hearsay mind you, that you are afraid to enter Sigil because the Lady of Pain is more powerful than you?
I hate to break it to you, but get used to it. If you play planescape, your on the Pit Fiends turf now.
And our group has official abolished the alter-the-multiverse-to-keep-us-from-dieing-a-grusome-death thing. Fair warning.

See, I didn't like the lady of pain because my brother mislead me into believing that she could kill gods

Well thats gunna change once Aluncias finished, becuase you won't running through things or killing my NPC's becuase I'll make sure that 1.) for every action there is a conciquence 2.) You will most likely die if you run through things 3.) No more high rolls, and house rules, what you get is what you get whether you like it or not 4.) Treasure is going to be more realistic 5.) The True DM that is me will be the only one creating anything, and whatever anyone else creates won't be allowed in Aluncia unless if I want to adapt it. 6.) I don't care if your bored or not, if you end up screwing up the whole quest for everyone else you will be out... a gold dragon eats you- my favorite line, better get used to it. 7.) and yes I'm not screwing around anymore, there will be no more crap from any of my players (Fridrikon, Dread Pirate Swan, you guys haven't really done anything to set this off- except for Fridrikons arguements with Nick) 8.) if anyone, and I mean anyone starts to fighting ever again I swear to Kyoki I will burn the damn books!

Now I'm gunna go back to my usual happy HOT PINK chocobo self WARK!

Tenshi sorry but you need to read better you friken idiot, i said that i had a problem when you told me that she had the power to kill all the gods which she doesn't is what you told me yesterday!!!

Good point Swan, and with that, i give you...

The Boots of Funk
basically, these are cursed boots that affect you like the spell otto's irresistable dance. However, wearing these boots for any extended period of time gives the character, regardless of race, dancing as a class skill. If you wear it for 3 hours, its a skill with no ranks. After 12 hours, thats 1 rank. 24 hours, 2 ranks, 36 hours, that 3 ranks, and so forth.
*note, you only get the skill bonus IF YOU ARE DANCING THE ENTIRE TIME
It should also be noted that the dance is always funky, and players, if they have light skin, may be refeered to as honkeys, and beaten.

Is magic sphagetti considered a item or food same goes for vodka that is imbued with a baleful polymorph spell. please help :mrgreen:

here's another one from me and sphagetti man:

ring of munchies:

this ring looks like a ring of three wishes, but when you try and wish you get a major pain in you stomach and forces you to eat for the next hour or you take 1d12 points of damage. It also uses a suggestion spell (DC 20 Will) on the user to make them think it wasn't the ring and that they were just hungry

thanks for giving credit on the ring of munchies shiido. i think

Um, shiido? I hate to rain on your parade, but....
If the ring of munchyness looks like a ring of three wishes, unless you have seen rings of three wishes before, you would still have to identify it. And if you identified it, it would be shown to be a rin of munchyness, not a ring of three wishes.by the way (sry Swan, but I have to ask) how do you activate the bong? do you have to light it? and if you light it, then does it become ever smoking? or does it have a cap you can unscrew?
also, is it ceramic? and if so, what happens if a shatter spell is used on it? does the smoke stop, or does it just keep on spilling vile, THC filled smoke into the world?

Hey guys i totally found out how to work this thing check this out
EVERLASTING POTLEAF
to be used only in the five mystical bongs, enchanted rolling papers, or the roach clip of terror. *You must inhale all the smoke from this* or your ac will go down 4 points (temporarly) but if you manage to get all the smoke (30 dc fort. check) you will gain 4 ac for 1d12 rounds.
EVERBURNING ZIPPO
used to light the five mystical bongs, or joints.( the same for the everburning ronson) it deals you 1d4 damage if you cant get a dc reflex check of 25. It can be used as a weapon (if you have lighter fluid) and it deals 1d4 damage, and three times a day it shoots a fireball dealing 3d6 damage to everybody within a tenfoot cone!
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CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT OF CHRISTMAS,
To handle the ornament you must make a dc check of 15 (will) and if you fail it shatters and deals you 1d6 damage, and a chance to make you blind. If you succeed on the will save/ check, the ornament grants the power to change into a christmas tree (fully adorned with lights and all that)

HEDGECLIPPERS of DOOM,
this is a cursed item, when you pick them up you have the strange urge to clip hedges and only a dc will check of 25 will save you and everytime you fail you clip a finger off.

Weed his usually an abstract non-existing item as in "and then i roll one so we can all enjoy the nice special effect while traveling through the conduit, har har har"

If you want real mean drugs, like those our parents made up to scare us, seek the book of vile darkness. I remember some cool buff-ups that cause addiction. Passing those to players (eg. hidden amongst some healing potions) might be a cool idea, especially because of the old proverb "it's not the drugs that kill you, it's going around looking for drugs that kills you" :twisted:

Ven where did you get the idea for "hegde clippers of doom"
wierd idea but creative