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Re: Jack Hammer McStoneface

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Jack Hammer McStoneface, Private Eye

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from the bloodsoaked stories of Drizzle Durden, the dual scimitar wielding half-demon half-dark-elf (with wings!) tortured by a mysterious past

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I actually used to play a bard named "Drizzle McDizzle", a dual scimitar wielding drow with ranks in Perform (Rap) and Perform (Phat Beatz). Instead of Summon Monster, he had Summon Fine Elven Bitches.

The dwarf was his drummer.

Totally not kidding.

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the scary part is I have no trouble whatsoever beleiving you Laughing out loud

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'The Great Hippo' wrote:
I actually used to play a bard named "Drizzle McDizzle", a dual scimitar wielding drow with ranks in Perform (Rap) and Perform (Phat Beatz). Instead of Summon Monster, he had Summon Fine Elven Bitches. The dwarf was his drummer. Totally not kidding.

Must have been a great 'party' (haha).

Still, I wonder why Jack has 8 level in B and non in Rouge. If he's a detective of sorts e'll need Gather Information.

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'Kay' wrote:
Still, I wonder why Jack has 8 level in B and non in Rouge. If he's a detective of sorts e'll need Gather Information.

He can take it as a cross-class skill without too much shrieking, I think. Intimidate is more important anyway--that's how he gets the vast majority of his intel.

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