Guvners!
Damn Chaosmen! Running through the streets, breaking things, and burning down houses and frightening the children and picking fights with harmless old greybeards and staring in to space for no reason and drinking excessivly and hitting themselves and shouting at all hours of the night and eating sharp objects and ruining our best work for no reason and singing off key and yawning excessivly and riding humans and letting horses ride them and copulating in the streets and shoving razorvine in my face and laugh ad nausieum and apologising for no good reason and graffitiing the a fine wall and questioning the dabus about their sex lives and giving balors flowers and spongebaths and hunting the produce in the great bazaar as if it were wild, and spitting in mud puddles and summoning mephits all over the place and using rain barrels as lavetries and having all around bad dental hygene and seeing alchemists for non existent diseases and afflictions and.. THUMP! (passes out from lack of breathing)
I like this one.
BoGr Guide to Missile Combat:
1) Equip a bow or crossbow.
2) Roll a natural 1 on d20.
3) ?????
4) Profit!