Quotes From The Modern Planes

ROFLMAO!

As to who would've actually said that, my vote's on Mystra or Gond. Your candidates are?

"Erik" wrote:

Eh? I saw it more as some kind of newly risen hacker deity. Certainly, no self-respecting deity of knowledge would say "(BLEEP) knowledge!"

I was just wondering who, in the established pantheons, would be likely to come out with that line, or words to the effect. My choices were two deities from Toril. Obviously, they have nothing to do with knowledge anyway- Mystra is the goddess of magic, and Gond's portfolio involves technology. Who else might say it, then....Moradin, perhaps?

Yeah, but it's popular githyanki belief that they were defeated by some culture of highly skilled warriors, and that they were displaying pennants depicting a bloody spearhead. Finding out that it was a leaf will probably give their already shattered pride a good whupping. Sides, I didn't invent the quote, so it's not my fault.

Canada? Military? :shock:

Why do you think they made the adamantine claws retractable?

Uniformity of thought is the ultimate goal of and ordered and controlled society. In countless mortal realms has this been realised. The Nazis of the Prime world of Earth, the Arth of the Prime of Julnar, and countless groups have grasped this simple principle.
But nowhere, not on any prime, not anywhere in the Inner, not anywhere in the Outer, save here, in Hell, has it been achived. And not even in Hell, save here, in Malgaurd, has this pinacle of order been achived. The only place even remotely close to achiving the perfection we command here was Mechnus, before its fall.
Here in Malgaurd, there is no taint of "individuality". Each devil, from the lowest of Lemures to the mightest of Pit Fiends, is interchangable. In fact, there is no "lowest" Lemure, or any "greatest" Pit Fiend. Each and every one is interchangable, indistinguishable. We do not need names for our subordinates, because each one has exactly the same appearence, mode of thought and capabilities as any other of their caste. Each one knows the same routines, the same procedures, the same enviornment.
This is order, in its greatest form. This is perfection!
— Opening of the first lecture given in any class in Grenopoli, by any lecturer.

"Entropy will consume all! The multiverse is collapsing!"
"Yeah, third rule of thermodynamics, whats your point?"
—Doomgaurd and Prime

Woops.

The Tarrasque makes a very good meal for visiting tourists
– The Hitchhiker's Guid the the Multiverse

"Ever felt like roadkill on the information super highway?"
--Opening line of a Bleaker's recruitment poster

Yes yes it's bad but I had to find someway to work in that clichéd quote.

Wow.........How the hell *does* one work out a transdimensional telephone directory, anyway?

Which sort of explains a modern myth from Japan, doesn't it......an undergrad college student, name of Morisato, phoned for takeout and ended up getting (mis) connected to some kind of Goddess Relief Office, if I recall correctly. I must mock subtly, friends, lest divine displeasure rain on my head in at least one alternate timestream.

"Oops."
-lasts words of a gangster who turned a dabus into an 'innocent bystander'

Gah, I hate taking public tranportain, it's always late. It's like some form of . interplaner..axiom...

-Guvner having an epifinay wating for a bus

"So this is Heaven. Where are all the angels with harps and so on?"

"Dude, those are so last millenium."

-Tourist from the Shadow Prime talking to a young archon.

'Krypter' wrote:

As a proud Canuck I'll have you know that maple leaves are symbols of virility and uhhh, fighting prowess among my people....or something. You wouldn't believe the number of Canadians who are killed and maimed every year by precision leaf strikes to the eye.

Yeah, my greatgrandad was a ninja lumberjack.

The mapleleaf! Symbol of the best sweets EVAR!

"Hey, are those red dots a good thing? 'Cause they're commin' right for us..."
-Tanar'ri radar operator a few seconds before the negabombs hit