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My name is Abaris, after the famous one. The first thing I want you to know about me is that I used to stride worlds.
I don't look it now, I know. Except maybe the armor. Hopefully it may cause a few cutthroats to think twice. But I know if they look close I'll look like a scarred, greybeard commoner wearing some rich man's equipment.
It's not too far from the truth. I don't move as smoothly as I used to. My thoughts are muddy -- damnation! That's what really gets me. Getting old as a druid is suppose to impart wisdom. I used to know where every significant portal was on my world, and I knew how to sniff out the elemental vortices, and I had the spells and the tools to cross continents and get there. When the world needed a druid fixing something on the Ethereal, or Faerie, or the border Elemental --
"The what?"
Every Prime has its quirks, son. I've learned that mine was closer to the elements than others. We called it the Indwelling. They were areas of the Inner Planes that were close enough as tangent to the major points in my world that. . . ah, worry about it later.
Back to today. For decades, we'd been worried about the undead army of Longmont. It used to be a tiny, remote mountain kingdom that other kingdoms ignored and every now and then came through, killed a few militiamen and declared that the borders had changed, along with their tax duties. Well, they got tired of that. We still don't know what fiend their lord trafficked with, this Hidden Prince that empowered them, but they managed to raise an army of shadow and death. Creatures that sucked the soul out of you and left your body a husk, until it rose to add to their ranks. Wizards that could corrupt magical tools into new and wickedly powerful forms.
At first they only used the army to hold off invaders, but that kind of power never stays contained. When their neighbors came in to put a stop to the cult, they not only fought them off, they pushed back and started conquering the entire Alluvium. Turned from a police action into a struggle for survival.
They'd take over a town, march into the cemetery, and before anyone could blink they had a militia that often outnumbered the locals. More than a few petty lords decided to collaborate, too -- you could make a pretty turn on an inheritance if every lord in the fiefs around you fought, and you were willing to take a few wraiths as deputies to see to the population's obedience.
This one legion of theirs had decided to aim for Pirdesse, which was one of the nicer regions around, at least in my opinion. Theocracy, big paladin order. What the druids had gotten wind of, though, was that their target wasn't the king's castle, or the Basilica. We caught a troop of some undead, hell I don't even know if the type had a name, they might have been creating new ones, making for their capital crimes court.
See, Pirdesians didn't like to execute people, but keeping people in gaol and trying to reform them is expensive. So for people convicted of serious crimes, they made the Black Rod. Think cubic gate, except a touch sends you to whatever the user thought was the morally appropriate layer of Carceri.
We'd heard that Longmont had plans for the Rod. Something he really wanted to do with it. And you can imagine that we didn't like the idea of an artifact that powerful falling into the hands of the master of an expansionist army of undead, fiends, and shadows. So we were trying to get it out of there when we had the fight of our lives on our hands.
I nearly had the soul sucked out of me. I saw two of my oldest friends die beside me. God. . . mother. . . they're probably going to be risen tomorrow, oh lords of death take pity on them!. . .
. . .give me a minute. . .
Cirrus, oh all the gods I hope you were smart enough to fly out of there when this happened to me, my baby. Fly above the shadow spreading across our land, forget me and soar with your sister eagles. I will never forgive myself if they took you too. . .
. . .ah, hell.
sniff Right. I was nearly dead. I could feel the last spark of my soul in me, and I didn't think I could get the Rod to any nearby allies. So I said a prayer and broke it. I probably really shouldn't have been able to. Maybe somebody listened to me. But it broke. I felt the blast hurling me through the worlds -- and I landed on a slope here and nearly fell to my death in the gorge miles below, except I caught up on that thin trail that led to your cave and managed to stop myself.
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"Hm. You don't seem evil."
"You're the first to say that to me in a while. Come to think of it, you're the first to say anything to me in a while."
"We are back of nowhere, aren't we."
"No, we are not. We are on Colothys, the fourth layer of the Outer Plane Carceri, on an unnamed orb, in a cave. So yes, back of nowhere."
"Rushed, clipped and precise, then a more natural tone. You're required to answer questions put to you directly. You're like a mimir, then?"
"In some ways. I am a spirit bound to record and provide information. However, I am intelligent and have more sensory capabilities."
"You're like a sensory stone?"
"I do not know what that is."
"You record things on command?"
"I record everything around me constantly. I am not allowed to forget."
"You can play it back?"
"Yes."
"How?"
The floating silver disk demonstrated, hovering horizontally and replaying above it a translucent image of me entering the shallow cave, regarding the gewgaws lying about with suspicion, and then poking them with the butt of my spear. It faithfully reproduced the strings of invective in a variety of Lower-Planar tongues that followed the results of these essays when my sacred weapon flashed sparks upon contact with the entities trapped inside, which I listened to with amusement for a little longer than I really ought to have.
"Handy. You said you're bound -- and everything else in here seems to be a trapped spirit, too. Depository for prisoners?"
"If you are referring to Carceri as a whole, that seems metaphysically correct. If you are referring to this cave, the description is technically accurate but imprecise in its import, as the proper description would be more of a treasure vault."
"How did you get here?"
"I do not know the nature of my creation."
I cocked an eyebrow. Literal. "How did you -- by what series of events did you come to be trapped here?"
"My earliest memories are of being a spirit in the misty edges of the world, which enjoyed tricking people. My tricks got meaner. I was bound to one thousand and one years of service by the shaman Farf, as punishment for inflicting injuries upon his tribe. When the tribe was conquered by the orcs of Zrazzg, I was taken as spoils of war. I was put to use by a series of chieftains and conquerors, sometimes traded and sometimes stolen. My last taker was a kelubar gehreleth who escaped the control of his summoner, slaughtered him and took several magical items, including myself. He was interested in items specifically of trapped evil spirits, which he keeps here and and sometimes researches or sells."
"Uh-oh." I glanced at the cave mouth. "How often does the boss come back?"
"Irregularly, often months apart."
I relaxed a bit. "Strange that the place isn't better guarded." It was silent. "What security measures are you aware of on this place?"
"Obscurity. The cave does not appear to be near any significant settlement." Damn. It was going to be a pain and a half to get out, then. "There are also several destructive symbols hidden beneath easily-piercible illusions at various points around the cave, meant to be glimpsed by persons of greater magical ability than yourself." I winced. That stung.
"I was wondering what was behind the glowing screen in back."
"Seeing it would probably kill you." In my current state, yeah.
"Thanks for the heads up."
"I can be of some help to you by taking the initiative to convey information you did not think to seek, if you will take me with you. This cave is very boring."
". . . You don't read as evil to the spear because you're not a fiend, you're an ethereal spirit. But you've spent a lot of years hurting people, and Carceri isn't a place to find trustworthy beings. Aren't you just as likely to lead me in to a trap as lead me out?"
"I know the area around here. I could have tried manipulating you to look at the symbols. And I have had nearly a century being occasionally tortured by a kelubar gehreleth and otherwise doing absolutely nothing of interest to give me time to reflect on my poor life choices. Finally, you must have seen the landscape outside. Do you have the remotest idea where the route to the next layer up is? If not, do you have the first thing to lose by taking my suggestions?"
"This is the Lower Planes. There's always a worse place than 'nothing currently happening to me.'" I leaned on my spear and thought for a second. "How much time is left on your service?"
"Six months." I whistled. A thousand-year-old spirit would have seen a lot of things.
"Can you use any other powers than those you've displayed?"
"Not in my present straits."
"Can you speak without being spoken to?"
"Yes."
"But can you keep shut up when I need to sneak around?"
"I want to get off Carceri as much as you do, not least because there is a kelubar gehreleth that regards me as his property."
"Which I will immediately make an enemy of as soon as he finds you missing. Can he track me with you?"
"I do not know."
I thought. Trusting anybody you just met on Carceri was a really bad idea. But. . . he wasn't undead, or a fiend, so in his own realm he was a natural being, which gave me a duty to him. He was, probably, being tortured by one. Occasionally. And honestly, he was right about hardly being able to make my current situation worse.
I reached out my hand and snatched him out of the air. "Okay. Which way?"
As I was inching my way along the scree-slippery trail outside, he asked me the obvious question, and I told him my story, and here we are. We have a moment of breathing space on a ledge, but I'm sure that's not going to last. . .
A sound different from the ever-present sighing of the wind through the impossible gorges came to me, and I looked up from where I was taking a breather. Stupid muscles getting tired again. I used to be able to do this as a mountain goat. Or an eagle...
...I shook the irrelevancies out of my head and focused. The low buzzing drifted toward me again, and I made out the silhouette of an enormous insect against the redness the land threw up toward the sky.
I searched my memory. Chasme. Yes. That was what this kind of demon was called. I used to know that sort of thing backwards and forwards. And I had better learn to stop thinking about what I used to be able to do and start focusing on surviving, because I also remembered that they were a sort of Abyssal enforcer, always on the lookout for weaker demons to catch deserting the Blood War.
It seemed to be on that duty, or one like it, now. It followed the mountainside on the other side of this gorge, sometimes swooping closer to look at something. It was several miles away horizontally. But it was high enough to see me if it glanced over here. At least by angle -- I had no idea how sharp its vision was.
The ledge was no cover at all. The cliff behind me was rust-red flatness. The last bend I had rounded was a half mile ago. I had spells... how odd. I could remember the shape of some of those I had prepared this morning, but they were husks empty of power, what a curious feeling... and of the few elementary spells remaining that I could wrap my mind around, none of them were suited for hiding, a situation I planned to resolve as soon as I could get some sleep.
Now another sound. Scrabbling on the rocks. A rutterkin this time, scrambling on all clumsy fours ahead of the chasme. A crossbow, a helmet and a scrap of armor: probably a Blood War deserter. Would a battle passing by here be a problem, or a solution?
The rutterkin reached a spot almost directly across from me. Lucky him -- his trail had a ledge small enough for him to hide under. He folded himself up under it, saw me, and froze.
A long moment passed.
If he cried out, the chasme would see me, most likely, and not him. If I pointed the chasme to him, I might earn reprieve if the chasme stuck to its original mission and ignored me. Each of us had reason to betray the other. And this was Carceri, where power came from betrayal.
The wind carried the approaching drone of the searching chasme.
Then suddenly I thought of one of my spells. Good old traditional Druidic effect. But the cliffside was practically bare. I looked around: there it was.
sigh Of course it would be razorvine.
When the chasme dipped near the ground on the other side of the gorge again, I dashed from my exposed spot to where a clump of the stuff overhung a ledge. Wincing, I stuck my arms directly in to the stuff and whispered a few words.
The razorvine responded to the entangle spell with evident glee, tightening around my forearms and reaching hungrily for the rest of my body. I swung down, putting my weight on the tough strands and clinging to the bottom of the overhang.
Blood dripped down my arms as the razorvine tightened around my hands and elbows. The joints in my armor were no match for the slow questing blades of the animated plant's stems, not when I had willingly offered myself to it. I gritted my teeth and hung on until I was well and truly ensnared, and then dismissed the spell.
The buzz of the Abyssal bounty hunter filled the gorge. A shadow would have passed by us had the light here been in any way natural. And then it moved on.
We both waited several minutes before daring to move. The rutterkin left his hiding place first, and watched me from across the way. Before attempting to extricate myself, I spent some more precious spell energy healing the wounds I had suffered; the blood loss was beginning to be serious. Now it was just a matter of figuring out how to reach my knife or unstrap my spear --
The rutterkin unlimbered its crossbow and started messing with something from his quiver. Of course, I hadn't expected gratitude.
I could just reach my spearhead with my right hand. If I could grab it and cut that stem, I could make better time with the rest of the stuff.
The twang-zip-thwock of an arrow was a familiar sound. The following hiss was not, and I risked a look at what had just hit near my legs. A glob of acidic stuff had landed near the razorvine, and was steadily burning away razorvine and bits of rock, not to mention dripping onto my foot and causing some nasty blisters.
I looked over at the rutterkin. "I help," it said in Common, reloading its crossbow, and grinned broadly.
I said nothing and grabbed for my spearhead, sawing for dear life. But it was too slow, and the acid singed me even as it loosed the razorvine's hold on the rocks before I could cut myself free. Still tangled in a few coils of the stuff, I dropped off of the underhang and slid down fifty yards of mountain face before catching up against a boulder with a bump that knocked the wind out of me.
The rutterkin's uproarious laughter above me echoed through the canyon. It was only mild comfort a minute later when I heard it turn to screams as the chasme came back to collect its prey, and flew off.