Planescape:the musical, Not quite dead yet

Do we get to pick the songs? Do they have to be songs that other people have heard of, or can we simply give references when we nominate a song? I have eclectic tastes, you see.

PS: The Musical! LOL! Okay, here's my 2 greens...

SOLILOQUY [GENERAL]
Prerequisites: CHA 13, Theme Song
Benefit: You can suspend time and freeze the actions of all beings within a 50 ft. radius. Time remains suspended for the duration of the oration or song, but resumes as if no interruption had taken place once the Soliloquy ends. During the Soliloquy, you may attempt to influence the thoughts and feelings of a single being within range. That individual must make a Will save vs. your Perform check or be affected as if by the Suggestion spell.

For the duration of the Soliloquy, your personal Theme Song will be heard as if from a distance and all lights within range will dim to half their normal brightness.

DOUBLE ENTENDRE [GENERAL]
Prerequisites: INT 13, CHA 13
Benefit: With your razor-sharp wit and extensive vocabulary, you can garner popular favour at the expense of a target of your choosing. Your target must make a Will save vs. your Perform check. If you succeed, you will gain a +1 Circumstance bonus on all interractions with witnesses to the exchange for 24 hours, while your target suffers a -1 Circumstance penalty.

Certainly any villainous types who find their way here will need something as well.

THE EVIL PLAN[VILLAINOUS SONG]
Prerequisites:CHA 16, THEME SONG, MUSICAL, Evil alignment, Perform (Song or Oratory) 7 ranks, and at least one goody goody enemy.
Benefit: You can, as a full-round action you can make any evil aligned character, monster, construct, within a 50 foot radius per level in Bard make a Will save (DC=Perform check + whatever profane bonus you get) even if they are not normally immune to mental compulsions of some sort (like oozes) and should they fail they will sing along, plot along, and dance along as if in a musical. This feat acts as an inspire villainy (evil version of heroics) for the singing Villain, and an inspire courage for whatever minions are about.

This feat, is only for the truly great villains out there.

Preferably Asmodeus but of course he's probably unavailable. So we'll make do with whatever comes our way.

i would totally love to get into this with my goblin bard, furt, goblin lord of the dance. i feel a silly goblin would be great to add to the mix!

Just curious. For my bard, can my musical instrument be pipes of sounding? ( the ones that allow you to cast ghost sound whenever you play. Could be intresting to have a phantom door slamming as the percusion of the music)

I only ask because the pipes are a musical intrument. I think that they can be, but my old dm says no because its not on the very short list of instruments they specificaly name in the players handbook.

how much would a normal set of dark-tinted googles cost? For a small character? (If i don't get a reply to this, ill assume they're just 15gp. The point of the goggles is to nullify my light-sensitivity. if I cant do this, please say so)

Also, anyone know any good draconic names?

Say it aint so Furt, Say it aint so!

Well... blast. guess we're down a goblin bard...

i know i said i was out a while ago.....but due to a sudden change of my scedule i CAN be in if you need me to be.........TAKE ME BACK! I DIDN'T MEAN WHAT I SAID!