Planescape Gangsta Rap

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Planescape Gangsta Rap

What happens when a small time thug from the 'hood becomes stranded on the smog filled streets of Sigil? The answer is Unity of Rings the debut album of Rhapsody, Sigil's self proclaimed poet laureate. Observe him on track 2 ("Catch a Clue") as he takes in a newly arrived prime, who (as we see in track one, the intro) has unwisely attacked a fiend at a local tavern.

I see ya man
I look in your eyes and it reminds
Of my past in much harsher times
I used to be clueless
Now I’m straight ruthless
Welcome to the planes
Wake up your brain
Or it’ll sucked out and flayed
Fried by a fiend or sprayed
And left to leak out into the storm drains

I know you’re used to killin’ kobolds for quick cash
But here's a news flash, for you that time is past
Wizard fighter rogue or cleric
Yeah out here they’ve all got merit
Nah, don’t break down and get derelict
I know the enormity of infinity’s got you sick
But you’ve gotta handle it
If here in Sigil in you wish to stay
The fog rolls out, it’s the dawn of a new day...

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