Letters to the Editor

This is a thread to submit/discuss letter to the editor. Rant, compliment, ramble away... the Editor always has the final say

Here's an example below:

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dear Editor,

Chant-mongers have been rattling their bone-boxes all week with some screed that Lady's Sharper Eye is merging with your top-notch paper S.I.G.I.S. It's been awhile since I received my regular subscription and I know that delivering it here in Carceri can be tricky at times, so I'll forgive this slight over-sight just this once. The 'leths have been thick as warts on a night hag's nose, but to be honest with you I'd not even expect to find that rag referred to as Lady's Sharper Eye in a titan's latrine.

Has S.I.G.I.S. really fallen so low that it has to consort with those yellow touts who could not tell the dark of it if the chant came up and smacked up the side of their brain-boxes? This is a sorry day indeed, mark my words. S.I.G.I.S. was not afraid to expose the dirty little secrets of the factions, guilds or whom ever else thinks that they are in charge.

Well, don't get too comfy with those cross-trading chant-brokers. Soon as I can get some of our agents together we'll break out of this place and give you an exclusive on the real dark of what's going on. None of this humorous vegetables, missing pets or humanoid interest nonsense. The real chant on how the Factions are planning to take the Cage by storm, what the Rilmani are doing about the trouble in Arcadia and much, much more. The staff at the Eye will be first up against the wall when our day comes, so remember who your real friends are.

Kidu Rolls