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another xaositect RANT!!! RANTTANTNATNTNATNTN
waiting, Arhg come onnnn! try and stand up and look anround people!!!

You not doing itt! Screaaaaamm another one! Morover an not morvower! I'm not wasted! Wasted! You seem to be why are't you sharing!? Slower now slower still. Stopped. Is is? it it? Make me a large guvnor pie, not faste renough! Pull that down, its voveer now.

Trite rather rattler, stake that ccelestial. Its cold up there in the ocean of gravy. Slow it right down and I'll have to join the navy! Stop stopping, go going. Back on the ground of that saddle! Taht bariaur is dead dead I thell you! No priest for you. Mine the all mine. Its not like I want to I jsut can't. Share. Sharess. Push the bublle s

Slew

Saw ton tahw I I my other are that all. Fischer tell my stale bread knickers? Platiminaminamimum n' copperszzrerez. No more stoppperszerz!! Pull! scrape.

Trangle that angle my arm all a fangle so wrangle and dangle afore I go mangle. AO the storm goddess of farting wolves. Mruck! Mruck mruck mruck!

Grrreey Wolves. saddesy wolves of mighty lead! Dogs that push a broken sled. Stop stopping of ye be dead. and all take on a mighy bed .

Are you all that then are that then are that then?

Argle gargle. Ilustrations are GREATLY apreciated Sticking out tongue

The genasi' are nice though...

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Backwards, backwards I say!
TNAR! Coming and going, like greenish windows. And you told I would they do so! Over and over and lower. Sky's the limit! Except it isn't or not.
Bijariqobilll. Touch my hand I can from inside.
Ravens for breakfast, everyday. And the other days. Die, die, die, deedee dum, dum, dum. Bright bards, blue balance, but bigger.
YOUUUUUUUUUUUU! Your keys are under your bed.
Sssssssssssssss.
Where should I put that head

Thank you, thank you. No, not you. That guy. The invisible demon standing behind you. Yes, the one with the sword.

Leaves leave levers. That doesn't rhyme, but I do mime.

Green or blue? Neither is my favourite sun. Decide! Decide! Decide! Decide! Decide! Decide! Decide! Decide! Decide! Decide! Decide! Decide! Decide! Decide! Decide! Decide! Decide! Decide!

Deicide? Every third day, except mirrors.

I will go and write a novel now.

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I am not mad. Never was. Now, get out of my universe.

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Crazy?! I was crazy once! Broke into a funny farm! Funny farm, nearly died! Nearly died, put me in a hole in the ground! Hole in the ground, there are worms down there! Worms drive me crazy!
crazy?!iwascrazyoncebrokeintoafunnyfarmfunnyfarmnearlydiednearlydiedputmeinaholeinthegrounholeinthegroundtherearewormsdowntherewormsdrivemecrazy!
crazy?!iwascrazyonce...

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Flesh! He gorges on it! Caked in vilness of his own excrement! Teared through unto the bilges of under foot of toll! Poured vissels and ichoraneous intolarable markings of blood torn slag! Sigils burns! Red runneth the alleys seeping droplets of saguine impulse when once harmoniums stilettos impaled the throats of ancestral fiery archanoth heaven! Wake over mired gleaches trunching around sandy fog of grubs crunching misgivings. Bold we are none but ourselves snap the bones and plunge our appendages within scraping and scratching the mold and crust. Tips breaking due to soft relief of strainge alowd.

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Not really.

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