The Ringmaster steps forward into the spotlight. With overly expressed gestures, he announces, "The Sigiliphant!"
A timid creature is lead into the spotlight by some lazy berk.
"This fine creature is a wonderful beast of burden!" the Ringmaster continues, "Tall enough to keep your goods away from thieving berk's and clueless' hands, yet so slim in length and width that it can easily maneuver the streets of Sigil! Why this, "Sigiliphant" can even stand to be in the roughest parts of the Hive! Don't worry ladies and gentlemen, they do not spook easy, and they have such a high level of endurance that they can carry back and forth all day! Now, who would like to start the bidding? We have ten of these lovely creatures for sale today... so if you want one, get your jink out now!"