Where do all those great hgeros go when they get to old to fight why not a retirement community ?
hero retierment home
No they don't! There are at least TWO drinks before they fight.
It's drink and drink and drink and drink and fight and drink and drink and drink and fight and drink and drink and drink and drink and drink and fight...
Oh Ysgard....
Some go to the Isles of the Blessed in Thalasia, Elysium's fourth and final layer. There they sleep, enjoying their well-earned rest until they are needed again. Then a horn is sounded and the heroes awake to fight the final battle.
I think that you should create an actual retirement home, call it like balmy oaks retirement Communitty of heroes! thats perfect BORCOH! for life!
ITs so good i patted myself on the back!
you can create stuff like that, right?
Can you imagine security on that joint, though? Retired heroes should have managed to accumulate one hell of a Rogue's Gallery...
I'm writing up a couple of places along those exact lines; I hope to have one up next week.
But think of the lesons taught to us by Cohen the Barbarian. Sure he's old. But in a profession where the mortality rate is higher than the mortality rate of pyrophiliac moths, he has lived to be very old. Scary.
Live long enough and you'll become Emperor of the Counterweight Continent and get to chill with the gods and stuff? Rock on!
Nothing says "I care" like a mouthful of diamonds?
True that!
it would have some tight security and alot of space in the rooms, when you think of it, they would have lots of stuff, i would love to be an epic rogue near that place, it would be awsome, what do you think Sphagetti Man?
well there is a little town in the beastlands that has a couple oldies there and one ell of a bistro
Spagetti man, that sounds good, Pm me please
Not to be an anal retentive ass, but this thread doesn't belong in a subforum about rules; this should go in RPG Discussion.
*gets out the broom and sweeps topic along*
It's called Valhalla. And great heroes never retire, they just become einheriar and keep on fighting...and fighting...and fighting...until Ragnarok.