P&~P looks around, simulating a puzzled expression, and says, "I'm not sure what the problem with swearing an oath to uphold and protect entropy is... For is entropy not just, as many great scholars have described, 'a measure of the level of disorder or randomness in a closed system'? By existing we uphold a certain amount of disorder. We, in not being of pure law, introduce chaos and randomness into the closed system that is the multiverse. If it were not for entropy then all the multiverse would be as Mechanus aspires to be. Orderly. Unvarying. But even Mechanus must have entropy for it is affected by the chaos of the multiverse. And because of that entropy, some beings of pure law are set loose to become rogue. I will swear this oath to uphold entropy with no remorse and no deceit..."
The modron composes itself and stands as tall as it can, saying "I, P&~P, do swear to exist and thereby cause and protect cosmic entropy."
M'rek looks around with a puzzled expression before thinking out loud:
"What in the name of my thrice removed deceased uncle would a portal activated by an oath to entropy be doing in Athena's temple? Maybe that berk was just tricking us into saying the oath? Maybe it is not necessary, or an alternative homage to Athena would sufice? I, for one, have no intention to work for entropyu, there is already enough bleackness in the Astral for me to like that stuff...perhaps also the portal would open if only ONE of us made the oat, then the rest could pass freely?..."
M'rek will search the room again for the ocation of the portal: