I just had this one come up on the main page, and it brought a smile on:
"Prayerbook of Aoskar: 150gp
Figurine of Her Serenity: 300gp
Finding a gullible Prime to take both: Priceless!"
-Ixiain, Chaosman with a 'special' sense of humour
Favorite PS quotes
Thu, 2007-06-07 03:48
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Favorite PS quotes
Mon, 2007-07-02 18:15
#3
Quote from Gith
I tried to add this quote from the legendary Gith, but I'm not sure if I did it right or not... the quote was from the book "A guide to the Astral Plane" and Gith says: "Live. But only if you live free." Even though she's (apparently) evil, I always liked her... I wonder what REALLY happened to her on Baator, that she couldn't come back? And what could she possibly offer Tiamat that would cause her to grant an eternal pact between red dragonkind and the Githyanki...? Information about the Illithids?
Mon, 2007-09-24 12:04
#4
I love jokes that break the 4th wall. Thanks to whoever submitt
"Every few years the Clueless change their view on how the planes fit together. Every few years we prove why we call them Clueless."
-A Greybeard reviewing the third edition of a Prime book on the planes
Thu, 2007-09-27 21:15
#5
Favorite PS quotes
"errk, feels like I've been strained through someones bowels..." Nameless One.
Hehe replaying the game at the moment, good times.
Thu, 2007-09-27 21:26
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Favorite PS quotes
Personally, I love anything by Rule-of-Three.
"Powers, Fiends, and questions like that." -Rule of Three, when asked what the most dangerious things on the outer planes are.
"Whisper one part, darkness comes. Speak two parts, delirium welcome! Cry three parts, you are done!" -Rule-of-Three
"Of course. That is, no. Perhaps" - Rule-of-Three
I love that kooky cambion.
I'm also very fond of the little conversation at the end of PS:T where the NO yells at Morte for not telling him where the portal was. Hilarious. Wish I had a transcript, but I can't find it.
Fri, 2007-10-12 10:43
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Favorite PS quotes
My personal favorite quote is that of Rowan Darkwood addressing the Hall of Speakers in the Factol's Manifesto: "You lucky Berks, I wish I could sit and listen to me all day!" That to me, in a nutshell, exemplifies the man's epic-level arrogance. 
Sun, 2007-10-14 16:55
#8
Favorite PS quotes
My ever favorite.
"Time is not you enemy, forever is." -Fall-from-Grace.
Jennifer Hale just says it with such eloquence, it one of the reason I fell in love with Planescape.
Sun, 2007-10-14 18:01
#9
Favorite PS quotes
Calmar's signature:
"La la la, I'm a girl, I'm a pretty little girl."
- Bel the Pit Fiend, Lord of the First (in a quiet hour of privacy)
Sun, 2007-10-14 18:59
#10
Favorite PS quotes
I also like the transcendent ones "So you have come. And so you shall die as well! You are unwelcome here broken one." RIP Tony Jay :cry:
Mon, 2007-10-15 11:01
#11
Joke
"Where can I be drunk from toe to top and get lost?"
-an expatriationed modron in Sigil
Mon, 2007-10-15 16:25
#12
Favorite PS quotes
I love pretty much anything Morte says in Ps:T 
I used to have plenty of screenshots in which Morte said something funny but I lost them all last time I formatted my HD...
Mon, 2007-10-15 16:37
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Favorite PS quotes
The beaurecratic pit fiend in Nwn:Hotu says a few things, but I can't for the life of me remember what, guess I'll hafta play the game again.
Wed, 2007-10-17 16:36
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Favorite PS quotes
If you've played Planescape: Torment then surely you've heard this little gem. Elderly Hive Dweller - "I'll bet ye've got all *sorts* o' barmy question!?" She mimics your heroic stance: "Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin fer the magic Girdle o' Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?" She spits. "Dung, all o' it! Only gets ye in the Dead-Book! I ought ta kick ye in the shins fer even pesterin' a poor ol' woman about it all! Now go away an' leaves me in peace!"
Wed, 2007-10-17 21:03
#15
Favorite PS quotes
If you've played Planescape: Torment then surely you've hear this little gem. Elderly Hive Dweller - "I'll bet ye've got all *sorts* o' barmy question!?" She mimics your heroic stance: "Greetin's, I have some questions... can ye tell me about this place? Who's the Lady o' Pain? I'm lookin fer the magic Girdle o' Swank Iron, have ye seen it? Do ye know where a portal ta the 2,817th Plane o' the Abyss might be? Do ye know where the Holy Flamin' Frost-Brand Gronk-Slayin' Vorpal Hammer o' Woundin' an' Returnin' an' Shootin'-Lightnin'-Out-Yer-Bum is?" She spits. "Dung, all o' it! Only gets ye in the Dead-Book! I ought ta kick ye in the shins fer even pesterin' a poor ol' woman about it all! Now go away an' leaves me in peace!"
Ah, memories.
Gets all misty-eyed and wanders off
Wed, 2007-10-17 23:12
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Favorite PS quotes
Just got it back off a mate the other day sigh so many memories.
Well I have not found yet favorite quote from planeswalker (I cannot decide between few), but one of my favorites is dialog between Morte and Grace fom Torment:
Grace: How did you die, Morte?
Morte: Me? I m head of Vecna.
One-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people eater says: "Monsters are nature's way for keeping XPs fresh."