So i figured I should, albeit too brief for His glory, share the good news about the Donkey Prophet.
As a bit of John-the-Baptist text that will serve as our Old Testament, it should be noted Sartre once noted that the questioning of humanity as to its existence and its purpose, would leave a sort of prismatic bend, a sort of rainbow void in space-time. And as this happens all over the earth, an iridescent shimmer covers the world...
Okay, so right now we're concerned about Eeyore. You see, in the episode "Donkey for a Day", Piglet -our Peter- wants everyone to go and cheer Eeyore up, because He just sits and stares at the sky - it starts with Him by Himself in the rain. So, they all try to make Him happy but end up, of course, making Him sick/miserable/terrified. Finally, Piglet explains what he+everyone was trying to do for which Eeyore is grateful ["so That's what This is All About"], and in a moment forever cherished by His disciples reveals He is very happy. That is why He sits on the hill.
He shows Piglet the beautiful way the clouds+sky come together in His mind, and all the friends of Pooh-corner come up the hill to experience Revelation ["Let me show you something, because you are a good friend. Now watch that cloud..."]. He has given us the means to see Sartre's soap-bubble!
(...hey, it was enough to get me an A in freshman philosophy, along with a strict warning to never turn in such a haphazard babbling crap-storm again...)
spread the good news!
Sci
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"thank you. thank you for sharing this Eeyore. it's made Everyone so Happy"
Funny, he always struck me as a Bleaker
Just for completeness, how would I place the rest?
-Owl: Guvner
-Rabbit: Guvner, maybe Harmonium
-Tigger: Cipher or Xaositect, maybe Indep
-Piglet: Tough one. He might be a Doomguard if the Doomguard believed that when things fall apart they would end up falling apart on and end up harming Piglet
-Pooh: Sensate (?) maybe a little too focused on the sensation of honey for that, Signer (?) some of his "logic" seems in line. I once heard him utter the following logic
Foe (who was trying to cheat Pooh in a shell game): So guess which shell the pea is hidden under
Pooh: Well, things are always in the last place you'd expect them to be.
Foe: I guess...
Pooh: And the last place I would expect it to be would be is hidden behind your back...Because that would be cheating
I suddenly have a desire to dress up all of Pooh's friends in faction uniforms.