Doomguard bar and grill?

Well, considering that it has its own time stream and all, the onlys real was to get their would either be by a planeshift ( but I hear they arn't too specific on location, so you could easily end up outside the restuarant.)
So, I guess the best place to go in would be via portal. Hey, that means it can "be" in Sigil. Hot Dang!

But yea, you wouldn't die from exposer to the outside plane. Time is going on normaly there. Its the building itself thats goping through time, not the plane around it. In fact, people probably visit the outside prime often, but they just don't build any cities there. (within sight)

Going through time at such a fast speed that you can see the signs of entorpy unfold, people wouldn't even register as blurs. For them to be noticed at all, they whould have to stand still for a good couple hundred years. And unless you're some immortal wacko with time to kill, who's going to do that?

They only problem would be if you built a regular door into the place, and someone used it during the show. then they would be part in, part out. Two parts in drastically differant time streams. It would have to be entrance via portal, or they would die.

I just figureed that doing the end of the multiverse thing could be a bad idea. Accidentaly slipping into the Far Realm and all. And I would have thought that the very end of the multiverse would be at a point where either the main effects of entrpoy have already done their work, or that the Planes would crumple away (or be blown apart) too abruptly for most Doomguard tastes.

And if the Multiverse is destroyed in Ragnorak, wherew the gods fight each other, then thats war, not entropy at all. Its still destruction, and it might give entropy a push, but its not entropy in itself.

Hmm, maybe you see differant planes through differant "windows." You know, watch the pirme crumble here, watch the cubes of Acheron band themselves to smitherines there, watch the flames go out in the elemental plane of fire in the next booth on the left.

I cant even comprehend the magics involved for that kinda thing.

And then again, watching all those natural disasters... surely your going to end up seeing people crushed by avalanches, drowned in devestating floods, townspeople burning alive in that elemantal plane of fire rift.

I mean, a bunch of Doomguard sitting around and watching the universe crumble away is one thing. Having them having a grand old time watching people get snuffed out is another.

Thats what I liked about the while super fast time thing. Everyone outside doesn't even register. There might be four or five murders rigth in front of the window, and no one would know. None of the human emotions to interfer, you dont see anyone suffering, just entropy taking its course.

And By the Way, unless its actually going to be called the Doomguard Bar and Grill, it needs a name.

Any takers?

I do belive both the things you just said have already been adressed. allow me to recap:

so, I think thats been covered.

Ah, but you forget:

While inspired by Milliways, the bar itself is not at the end of the multiverse. In no way does it show the final moments of the planes.

Instead, it shows the steady progression of time toward that moment, and the entropy therein. We're not looking for the flash-bang-end of the multiverse, we're looking for veiws of a prime around you quickly wasteing away, stone buildings crumbling, forgotten statues rusting away, mountiains and forests slowly losing the battle against entopy in all its forms.

Or, thats my take on it at least.

Besides, why wouldn't you want to visit a place where the announcer says:

"Okay folks, for the next eight minuets or so, we are experiancing an ice age, and are trapped in a glacier, consider this your intermission."

Well, heres how I plan it out:

Many establishments boast a grand veiw, but Entropic Jim's is one of the few places on the planes where a person goes for the specific reason of looking out the window. Entropy, the undeniable destruction of the Universe, and the idol of the Doomguard. Entropic Jim's is a testemant to entropy, just not in a way that most people would guess.

The first sight a customer get when entering Entropic Jim's is a large, large room. The edges of the room are lined with windows made of Acheronian Clearsteel. The center of the room is dominated by a circular bar, forming a ring around a raised platform where the band plays. The room is lit by three pillars that have been cast with continual flame.

The astounding thing about Entropic Jims is its location, even though its on a prime. The bar is enchanted with powerful time manipulation spells (but we'll discuss the history of those later). The effect: The bar is traveling through time, but not space. Looking out the window shows a prime world that seems slightly blurred. There is no day or night, merely perpetual twilight as the two blur together. The north side of the bar proudly displayes a not so proud city, slowly eroding away as it loses its battle with the elements.The other side shows a range of mountians boarding a river, with a stone bridge across it. Not a spectacular veiw, all in all.

However, the Bar is traveling through time. You see the same scene, but time seems to have sped up. Tree grow old, die, rot, and are replaced hourly. Animals and people simply don't seem to exist. Stone weathers to dust. The river cuts its path through the ground as the bridge erodes and collapses. The mountains crumble, and the city wastes away, the veiw broken only by a small ice age, which is oddly beutiful in its own right.

By the end of the day, the place is a bleak wasteland, beaten flat by entropy and turning into desert. By this time, the customers have all gone home, and all that remain are the Bleakers who don't have the force of will to leave.

Despite its name, Entropic Jim's is visited by members of all factions, with small sections specifially reserved for each faction (except, for obvious reasons, the Revolutionary League) and numerous single booths set up for Xaosects who decide not to sit in their area.

The faction reserved areas are there to discourage fighting between opposed factions, and are decorated with the sigils of the faction, and designed to appeal to the specified faction.

These sections are far apart, and equiped with doors in the event of a faction meeting (the owners encourage that sort of thing, more customers). Having the room blocked against divination spells is extra. The bulk of the esablishment, however, is a large area set up as a common ground.

The only way into Entropic Jim's is through a portal located in the closet of a brick tenemant in the Lower ward. The Tenemant has since been bought out by the Bar, and repaired to the point to repectable use. While a large number of the rooms are provided to employies that have no other residance, the ground floor has been reserved for paying customers, acting as a low class inn, breakfast provided by the bar.

The portal key is to simply think about a purple dabus. The portal key is posted on a sign next to the doorway, however, someone decided to change it to 'Don't Think about a purple Dabus.' For whatever reason, this sign still seems to do its duty, so no one has taken the time to change it, yet.

The History of Entropic Jim's
The Bar itself is owned and opperated by a Lich by the name of Nathan. Or, thats what he tells people at least.(Nathan/male/planar/Lich/Wizard 17/Doomguard)

So as not to frighten away customers (and to keep every jumpy cleric in the bar from trying to turn him) Nathan opperates the bar from a secluded room, keeping tabs on everything through the use of such spells as scry and clairvoyance.

As for Nathan, Nathan started off on the path to Lichdom for the same reason as everyone else, power. After finally achieving Lichdom, he set his undead armies into motion and with a few decads managed to conquer an entire prime.
But being the undead king of a world loses its charm after several thousand years. After a Paladin lead army from another prime invaded, Nathan decided that enough was enough. He staged several mass battles, during which his army of undead was destroyed. He hid his phylactory, but not before making a copy.
He puposly lost the final battle, during which he was killed, and his fake phylactory destroyed. After raising from the dead a few days later, he left to wander the planes, searching for the point of it all.
Eventually he came, as all do, to Sigil. From the moment he stepped through the portal, Nathan was determined to join a faction.
But the one faction that made sense to him was the Doomguard. During his several thousand years on the prime, he had seen the slow handywork of entropy on a scale the mortal could not, for the sole reason that they didn't live long enough to see it unfold.
He was determined that this would be his contribution. To allow others to see entropy unfold across the ages.
He went to the Fraternity of Order for help in his dream, and struck a deal.
In return for helping in construction of his Entropy veiwing establishment, he would allow the Fraternity of Order to use the Bar to conduct expiriments and such during the night, as long as the bar was still able to do its duty in the morning.
Nathan and several Guvner's hired chronomancers , the best they could afford, to help in its creation.

And then it goes on, listing prices for meals, rooms, and whatnot. So?

Um, I really don't know eneough about the factions tastes to give one for every faction. Aside from having symbol for the faction on the door ( or seat cushion) I do have a few ideas....

For example: The Sensate booth changes from day to day. Using illusions, the wallpaper, seat cushions, window frame, and even the designs on the table itself have never been the the same twice in the bars history. Even the napkins change. Varying in texture, and often smell or taste

The Xaosects would have something similars, but far more rapid and odd.

The Bleakers would have a room with very little color. Paint made with dust from the gray waste, perhaps?

The doomguard, im thinking a booth with a much larger window then any of the others, with one of the better veiws of the entropy outside.
Also, while cleaned on a regular bases, this booth is never repaired unless nescissary. The paint starts to chip, well, thats the spirit!

The dustmen would have something somber, probably black. Who knows, maybe even instead of pictures they have replicas of tombstones on the wall.

Hmmm, maybe a table in the guvners booth that is shaped like a giant gear. I dont know...

The rest Im drawing a blank for. Any suggestions?