Prologue: Slayer Visits Fire
In an infinite multiverse, you can’t see everything. Everybody understands that. What most people don’t realise is that there are places between the spaces that we know. These are dangerous, wicked places, worse than the Lower Planes. They seep, innocuously and vilely, through our experience and perception. Creatures, alien and malign, horrible in form and function, lying just below sight. They get here somehow. They must. Fortunately, I have been granted the sight to see them and the blades to fight them. And my first job is to find the hole in reality that lets them in. Portals. They are the paths between the spaces. They are to be my enemy.
The man, tall and solidly built, stood on a ledge of basalt floating in the liquid fire sea. Ripples of heat distorted the air in all directions. Silver blades wavered and became fluid, flowing up against gravity's pull to reform into bracers on the man's arms. Behind him, the portal from Regulus to the plane of Fire crackled, sizzled, and dimmed, never to open again. Despite the heat, the man wore a long, heavy coat and a leather mask obscured his face. He tilted his head upwards, sniffing at the searing air. The next one in the chain was close.
Over an hour later found the man standing ankle-deep in a magma flow, his heavy boots immune to the flames. Three salamanders stood before him, barring his way with halberds.
'We're guarding this gate,' one said.
'Nobody gets through. This portal's considered dangerous to the plane,' said another.
'That is why I must go through it,' the tall man said, his voice deep and gravely. 'I will make your plane safer.'
'Nobody gets through,' the second salamander repeated. 'Those are the orders.' He didn't notice the man's silver bracers flowing down, melted and dripping, over his hands. If he had, he might have lived.
One salamander remained alive, lying at the man's feet. 'Tell your boss your job isn't needed anymore,' the man said as he stepped over the creature. 'Tell him that Portal-Slayer will be ensuring the safety of the multiverse.' A cold wind swept through the open portal, flurries of snow melting, then vaporising, the clouds of steam swept away to join the mixture of gases that served for air on the plane of Fire. The man stepped through, his arms extended out to his sides.
Sigil, the City of Doors, crossroads of the multiverse. Dawn breaks, not in the dramatic, glorious way that it does on the Prime, but as a slow lightening of the smoggy sky above haphazard rooftops. Few are awake to enjoy it, anyway, so dawn might as well not bother. It was some hours later that a female air genasi found herself outside Madam Fastindatius' Interplanar Mercenary Service. She presented her problem to the secretary, and was led to a particular building in which four individuals waited.
'Red' was the largest member of the team, standing at nine and a half feet tall. Clearly of some draconic origin, he made an imposing figure, with his great leathery wings, his horns, and his fifteen-foot spear. A member of the Fated, his nickname came from the distinctive reddish cast to his scales. Terragon was a Cipher and a tiefling, with a particular affinity for the paraelemental plane of Ice. His dark skin was not unusual, and his slightly clawed hands could be explained a number of ways, but the small tail that swayed in tune to an unheard rhythm clearly gave away his fiendish heritage. He wore a special suit of plated armour that was designed to be modular, and the chain wrapped around his waist could be mistaken for a belt rather than the weapon it actually was. Kineshka was one of the team's two Indep kobolds. A devout servant of the ruby sorceress, Wee Jas, her plate armour would almost make it difficult to discern she was a kobold, if she didn't have a noticeable reptilian snout. The other Indep kobold went by the name 'Tick'. If there was a power by the name of Avarice, Tick would be that power's proxy. Instead, Tick was just your average cowardly kleptomaniac kobold. Tick was the newest member of the team, despite the fact that he had been working for Madam Fastindatius' Interplanar Mercenary Service the longest. Apparently he'd had troubles with other teams, and kept getting shuffled around to new ones.
It was these four individuals who were met by a female air genasi. 'Um, hello,' she said, hovering in the doorway. 'I'm Amarya, here on behalf of Kylie the Tout.' She paused, glancing around at the four, expecting recognition of the name. 'We've had... a problem. One of our guides accidentally led a pair of vulpinals through the wrong portal, and they've, erm... ended up on the Waste. In Niflheim. We can give you 800 jink if you get them back, or...'
'820!' Tick shouted, interrupting the girl.
'Or half if only one makes it back alive,' she said.
'Half? It's not like we only have half the danger if only one is rescued. How about 600?' Kineshka asked.
'No! That's less,' Tick said. '820!'
'I meant, 600 for one, and 800 for both of them,' Kineshka said.
'Well... okay, I guess... we can do that. 600 jink if only one survives,' Amarya said. 'The portal they were taken through is in the Lower Ward, three blocks spireward of the Great Foundry, in a gate to a small, sickly garden.' She pulled a long tooth out of her pocket. 'The key is a wolf's fang.' The fang had disappeared into Tick's pouch before she stopped talking.
'Excellent,' Terragon said. 'Can you tell us more about these... vulpinals?'
'Um, yes,' Amarya said. 'They're a kind of guardinal rarely seen away from Elysium. They're a lot like lupinals, but they resemble foxes instead of wolves. The ones were, ah, missing are named Mertol and Baeniseth; Baeniseth is female. Mertol has dark red fur with black... ah, but you're headed to the Waste. Well, they were both wearing robes, and Baeniseth, I'm told, was wearing a necklace.'
'Very well,' Terragon said. 'We leave immediately.'
It didn't take long to get to the Lower Ward, where the air was considerably worse than in the rest of Sigil. Tick pulled his shirt over his mouth, which only helped very slightly. The four found themselves in front of a garden, next to a small house, which was small and sickly indeed, although for Sigil it was quite an excellent garden. As Tick approached, a blue crackling of energy sprung into life within the arch of the gateway, forming a shimmering portal. Being an experienced planewalker, Tick knows not to go through first, unless there was something scary on this side of the portal. In fact, Tick knows that it's best to go through a portal last, which he does.
After a slight tugging sensation deep within them, and a faint tingling sensation crawling over their skin, Red, Tick, Kineshka, and Terragon found themselves in the colourless, misty forests of Niflheim, second layer of the Grey Waste. The four of them stood around looking at each other for a few minutes before they adjusted to the plane and realised that it was cold. Furthermore, they saw that snow covered the ground. As soon as he realised this, Tick turned to Terragon. 'Where did they go?'
Being a specialist in the cold, Terragon kneeled and tasted the snow, which carried the flavour of frozen evil. 'This is a lower plane,' he said, helpfully.
However, since there was snow on the ground, it was easy to find the foxlike footprints of the missing vulpinals. Unfortunately, after an hour of following them, they saw that the footprints are clearly intercepted by a group of creatures, after which the vulpinal tracks disappear.
'That's not good,' Kineshka said. 'We'd better hurry.'
As they hurried through the snowy, grey pine forest, they gradually became aware of the sound of wings in the mist above them, and it's not coming from Red. Wisely, they opted not to investigate and pressed onwards, until crunching in the snow to their left gave away the presence of a large wolf, which Kineshka recognised as a winter wolf. Wary of the creature's assault, she warded the four of them from the cold just before the wolf loped in and belched forth a gout of ice. Red dove in and landed a mighty blow with his spear, as Kineshka called upon the power of her deity again to enhance her team's weapons. Imbued with divine prowess, Terragon was able to quickly finish the wolf with an assault from his chain.
Continuing onwards for a couple more hours, they eventually saw a group of four mezzoloths escorting two vulpinals, one of which appeared to be wounded. Boldly, Kineshka stepped forward and addressed them in Yugoloth, 'Hello, travellers!'
The mezzoloths, surprised at actually hearing their language spoken, turned around. The look of surprise was slowly replaced by a pleased look, and one stepped forward to speak. 'You're far from home. What brings you to the Waste?'
'Well,' Kineshka said, 'I think we have something in common.'
The mezzoloths laughed, a raspy sort of noise. 'We have nothing in common with you.'
'Oh, no, you see, you're escorting a pair of foxy people, and we want them. Perhaps we could negotiate--'
'There will be no negotiation,' the lead mezzoloth cut her off. 'She wants these two. However, we are feeling generous,' the three other mezzoloths laughed again, 'and will allow you to live.' After watching to make sure that Kineshka did, indeed, retreat, the mezzoloths continued escorting their celestial prisoners through the snow.
'We need a new plan,' Kineshka said after she returned to the others.
'How about we kill them?' Red suggested.
'Excellent,' Terragon said. 'How about you,' he indicated Red, 'fly in front of them, and then the rest of us come up from behind.'
'Better idea,' Tick said, his voice seeming to come from thin air. At some point he had disappeared into they greyness of Niflheim's fog. 'How about he flies ahead and kills them, and then we go up and see what stuff they have?'
Having formulated an excellent plan, Kineshka cast a spell to keep them all in telepathic communication, and Red flew up into the mists. A few moments later he descended from the heavens (figuratively speaking), mist swirling around him, and landed heavily in front of the mezzoloths, spraying snow in a circle around himself. Terragon ran up from behind to flank them. With their heightened mental sensitivity, Terragon and Red could detect that the mezzoloths briefly conferred telepathically, though they couldn't make out what was being said. They could guess, though, as two of the 'loths moved to attack Terragon, and the other two engaged Red. The two attacking Terragon quickly flanked him and stabbed him with their evil-forged tridents, though Terragon's innate toughness allowed him to remain standing. Red, though, was apparently invulnerable, as the mezzoloth tridents couldn't pierce his mighty hide. Wounded, Terragon unwinds his chain and lashes out at one of the mezzoloths, connecting solidly. Unfortunately, he wasn't taking into account the sheer tenacity of evil, and his blow was weakened. Now understanding the toughness of these creatures, he tapped into the Cadence of the Planes, listening to its pulse and hum, tainted though it was by the despair and evil of the Waste. His senses and reflexes heightened, he swung his chain out at where he knew the mezzoloth would be, aiming to fatally injure it. However, even a Cipher can be off, and the pervasive evil that was fighting a fiend on its home plane mislead his blow, transforming it from a mortal wound to another glancing blow. Tick, sneaking up from behind, slips next to one of the mezzoloths and touches its hard, chitinous shell, painfully disrupting its very essence. Unfortunately from him, this angered the mezzoloth, and it projected into his mind, with a deep voice resonating with the clicking and chittering of mandibles, 'I will kill you first. You look small and tasty.' This pronouncement was followed by a vigourous bout of stabbing from that 'loth's trident, and Tick limped away, towards the cowering vulpinals.
Red had been easily meeting two mezzoloths in hand-to-hand combat, kept safe by his aerial tactics. Tired of such difficult prey, the two mezzoloths fighting him disengaged to go slay his weaker friends. It was around this time that Terragon's trance subsided, and he stood dazed as he tried to quickly reattune his senses to a slower timeframe. The mezzoloths, naturally sensing his point of weakness, surrounded him and stabbed him. Terragon was wounded and bleeding, but still managed to stay upright. At this time, Kineshka swooped in, magically flying, and healed Terragon's wounds. While she was there, she enhanced his weapon further, imbuing it against the very evil of the plane. With the onset of her spell, the air around Terragon's chain hissed in reaction, as though the plane itself was offended at its presence. Terragon sheathed himself in a protective layer of ice and prepared to do battle again. One of the 'loths hisses in Yugoloth, 'God-servant!' and moves to assault Kineshka.
'We're here to rescue you,' Tick said, in Celestial, to the vulpinals. 'What's it worth to you?'
'What?' Baeniseth said. She looked, hopefully, back at the other three who were fighting the mezzoloths.
'We can get you out of here. What can you give me?' Tick said.
'We are pilgrims from Elysium. We do not carry much.'
Tick looked the two over. They were both dressed in robes. Mertol had a belt with a pair of daggers, and Baeniseth had a necklace with the symbol of Elysium. Tick's eyes brightened at the sight of the necklace. 'How about that?' he asked, pointing to it. Baeniseth put a hand to the necklace protectively. 'Just the chain,' he clarified. 'You can keep the other part.'
'Well... all right,' Baeniseth said, but she didn't seem too happy about it. 'If you can get us out of the Waste, you can have the chain.' Tick held his hand out expectantly. 'If you get us out, you can have the chain.'
'No! Chain now. We could leave you here,' Tick said.
'I am sorry, but we're on the Grey Waste. I'm not entirely sure we can trust you. I assure you, though, as soon as we're safe I'll give you the chain.'
'I speak Celestial,' Tick said, as though the vulpinals needed a reminder. 'That means one of your people trusted me.' Baeniseth shook her head. 'But it's a secret language!' he said.
'It's not. Even the fiends may blaspheme our language by speaking it. But I promise, I'll give you this chain if we are taken to safety.'
Red flew over to slay one of the mezzoloths, defeating it through sheer output of damage before Kineshka, aerially dodging the attacking yugoloths, imbued his spear with the ability to effectivly harm the 'loths. His chain similarly enhanced, Terragon punched a searing hole in the chest of a charging mezzoloth, killing it before it can harm him. The battle raged longer, one more mezzoloth dying, leaving one more. It waves its trident in the air, swirling the essence of evil into a tiny maelstrom above its head, but before it can complete the ritual, the maelstrom disperses. Yugoloths are treacherous beings, and don't always respond to each other's calls. The mezzoloth knows it can't abandon its charge. If it dies, it will reform eventually. If it fails, though... She will be angry with it. Thus, it must kill these hunters or die trying. It chattered its mandibles, letting out a low, inhuman scream and spraying evil spittle on the ground before it, and charged Terragon. Unfortunately, Terragon's Cipher reflexes and good-imbued chain, along with aerial support from Red, proved too much and the final mezzoloth was slain.
The vulpinals rescued, the team escorted them back to Sigil. Since Mertol was injured, Kineshka healed him (and her wounded companions) as they travelled. Safely back in the City of Doors, Baeniseth gave Tick the chain from her necklace, as promised. That was hung on his wall, as a memoir of his trip to the Grey Waste. Kylie was greatly pleased at the return of her missing clients, and arranged for the delivery of 800 jink to each team member (Tick's attempts at haggling having been completely ignored). Another mission successfully completed, the team settled in to rest and await their next job.
Pants of the North!