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Real Life (Humor)
Monstrous Outsider (Neutral)
Hit Dice: infinite
Initiative: infinite
Speed: Instant
AC: infinite
Attacks: varies
Damage: varies
Face/Reach: infinite
Special Attacks: Instant Intrusion
Special Qualities: Unavoidable Intrusion
Saves: N/A
Abilities: Str: -, Con: -, Dex: -, Int: -, Wis: -, Cha: -
Skills: N/A
Feats: N/A
Climate/Terrain: Any
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: varies
Treasure: N/A
Alignment: Neutral
Advancement: N/A
The Real Life creature can come in many forms and guises. Each varies in the effects it has on the PS enthusiast. One commonly encountered guise is that of the bill. This is usually a paper document that requires attention and will result in problems if not acted upon correctly. Another guise is work. This form can be highly dangerous as it is demanding and unforgiving. It takes much and gives little in return. If care is not taken, this guise will eventually dominate the PS enthusiasts attention to the exclusion of all other activities. There are many other guises, such as girlfriend/boyfriend, husband/wife, responsibilities, children, parents, illness and disease etc. which are too many to list in this description.
Combat
Instant Intrusion (Ex): Real Life is to manifest itself in all known times and locations, including during PS sessions.
Unavoidable Intrusion (Ex): Some forms of this creature cannot be evaded and must be confronted.
Habitat/Society
Earth, the Galaxy, and the Universe. This creature is known to inhabit the Prime Material Plane in which the PS enthusiasts live. There have been no other reported instances, but planewalkers will be interviewed at a later date. One place in which this creature is not encountered is at certain times within the PS enthusiast's mind.
Ecology
Real Life simply is.
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