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Well, I get to thinking. I see a lot of religions being posted on planewalker (all the pantheons and whatnot) and I realized why Christianity has yet to be represented.
Because it leaves no room for anything else. So, heres an attempt to integrate at least part of it into planescape, and create a new store in Sigil, and have a few laughs, and get lynched.

Jesus sells runs a liquor shop in the Lower ward.

You see, after he was crucified and whatnot, he did go to his fathers realm in the upper planes. However, he left the first chance he got. And headed straight to Sigil.
You see, he did forgive the people of his home prime for what they had done. But he also knew of his fathers plans. ( the ones detailed in the book of revelations)
But, because of the way it was planned out, and the number of people who truely believe that is how their world will end, he has to be present at the end of the world for it to happen.
So, in order to prevent the apocalypse of those he has forgiven, he has moved permenantly to Sigil. The one place where his father can't follow.

He now own a small shop in the Market ward. His first investment: a decanter of endless water.

Now, he polymorphes all of the water that comes out into several differant types of wine, stored in large vats. He transfers it to smaller flasks in which he sells it, and is always eager to hear about differant types of wine, and will (as long as their isnt a rush of customers) sit with an individual and, by their decriptions, design the wine that is most delicious to them.
As good as his wine tastes, he sells it for very cheap considering the low production costs (just the price of the flask he sells it in).
Oddly enough, any wine he makes personally seems to be give less of a hangover the next morning.
He frequantly works with the Sensates to create new and exotic tastes and, like it or not, is constantly hounded by the Belivers of the Source, because he seems to be a poster child for their cause. The Bleakers, as usualy, dont care.

** If this idea truely offends anyone, I am deeply sorry. If there is too much protest, I will let this idea fade into obscuriity without another word.

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ah so that's where that really good wine came from I'm curious to know if it is considerd holy or not though

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ah so that's where that really good wine came from I'm curious to know if it is considerd holy or not though?

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It doesn't really make much sense.

Jesus by his nature would probably want the apocalypse to happen. It results in the death of evil and the life of everlasting peace and happiness.

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"LegatoX" wrote:
Jesus by his nature would probably want the apocalypse to happen. It results in the death of evil and the life of everlasting peace and happiness.

At least, that was the plan.

See http://piratejesus.com/061.html#top
http://piratejesus.com/062.html#top

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Yes, everyone is saved and whatnot, but what of the people that are never born?

or if that idea doesnt suit you, you could always take an alternitive route.
** Note, if the idea above offended you, don't even thing about reading this next part.

Jesus didn't handle the whole crucifiction thing very well. He is now a grumpy, ill tempered man, and no longer wan't to see humanity saved. Let them rot.
Throwing a wrench in all of his dad's plans is just a satisfying bonus.

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The red thing gave him the briefest of glances

And, of course, there's Good Omens.

"Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett" wrote:
"Now then, Adam Young," said the Metatron, "while we can of course appreciate your assistance at this point, we must add that Armageddon should take place now. There may be some temporary inconvenience, but that should hardly stand in the way of ultimate good."

"Ah," whispered Crowley to Aziraphale, "what he means is, we have to destroy the world in order to save it."

"Azz to what it standz in the way of, that hazz yet to be determined," buzzed Beelzebub. "But it muzzt be decided now, my boy. That izz thy deztiny. It is written."

"I just don't see why everyone and everything has to be burned up and everything," Adam said. "Millions of fish an' whales an' trees an', an' sheep and stuff. An' not even for anything important. Just to see who has the best gang."

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Oddly enough, im in the middle of reading that. (don't worry, you didn't spoil anything, Ive read it before)

i like the decanter of endless water to wine thing. pure profit. The takers must be green with envy.

Question: since there are so many differant versions of Jesus in (kinda)differant religions, how would the power of belief effect him?

And is Jesus a Proxy? (or have the powers of such?)

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And is Jesus a Proxy? (or have the powers of such?)

Many proxies are the children of their patron gods, so it's very possible.

Some would say he was an avatar, but if that were the case he couldn't go to Sigil, and wouldn't rebel in any case, so the point of the thread is moot.

If he is a proxy, he would have lost his powers if he rebelled against his deity. He would get them back if he promised to behave himself. As a petitioner, he could still stay in Sigil as long as he wanted without aging.

Of course, we could always rename the personages involved: Isher, Goddess of the Eschaton, is prophesized to send Her Daughter to the Mortal Realm to Cleanse the World in Glorious Fire. But her daughter went to Sigil instead, where she works as a lightboy. No one would be able to say, "But the Daughter of Isher would want to Cleanse the World in Glorious Fire, and anyway she's just the mortal aspect of Isher Herself," since I just made Isher up and I say what the Daughter of Isher would or wouldn't do, and whether she's an avatar or a proxy. Little risk of offending anyone, too.

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I would rename things and make it a new monothestic religion.

This "Jesus decides he wants to see people suffer and whatnot" is just plain stupid. It's really stretching and goes completely against the concept that you wanted to do in the first place.

Just arbitrarily changing the very core concepts involved in the religion makes it a completely different religion.

It works fine as a new religion. It makes absolutely no sense at all if it's Christianity.

If you were wanting to integrate Christianity you really dont' have to change much. God becomes "The Overpower" and all of his worshipers view the other "powers in the multiverse" as angels or demons of various levels of power, sort of like the Athar would view things. Jesus would be the Avatar/Proxy (whichever suits you best, if you believe in the trinity it'd be Avatar, if you dont' believe in it it'd be proxy).

No need to go crazy and have Jesus become a Chaotic Evil Blackguard hellbent on the destruction of all humanity because of his crucifixion Smiling

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One problem with this idea (I don't mean to be mean or anthing just saying) is that the apacolypse of the earth is by no means the end of the universe for cristians. Reveleations details a transition. One from a fallen world to a fully redeamed one. Revelations is merely the final rush and shudder of that change.

Now mind you, revelations also could be thought of as written in code so that the writers of the time could express ideas without getting stoned and crucified themselves. By most scolarly estimates (well the last one I heard from a history channel tvshow.) all but one of the apostles died of natural causes. The others suicide, stoning or other forms of execution.

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"LegatoX" wrote:
I would rename things and make it a new monothestic religion.

It wouldn't even have to be monotheistic. It would just have to be a god or goddess in charge of ending the world so that a new, hopefully better one can be born.

Of course, that might not happen as planned. What if the forces of evil win instead?

(Speaking purely hypothetically here, about a fictional religion not related to Christianity in any way).

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This "Jesus decides he wants to see people suffer and whatnot" is just plain stupid.

It contradicts what we know about Jesus from the Gospels, but it doesn't contradict the Book of Revelation at all.

"A third of the earth was burned up" - Revelation 8:7

"Many people died from the waters which had become bitter" - Revelation 8:11

"They [God's locusts] were not given power to kill them [non-Christians], but only to torture them for five months. And the agony they suffered was like the sting of a scorpion when it strikes a man. During those days men will seek death but will not find it; they will long to die, but death will elude them." - Rev. 9:5-6

This is an interesting dichotomy, and it's why seperating God and Christ into two beings who disagree with one another on what should be done is an interesting tactic.

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the apacolypse of the earth is by no means the end of the universe for cristians.

It's the end of the present universe, though.

"Then I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away, and there was no longer any sea." - Rev. 21:1

Incidently, "apocalypse" is Greek for "revelation." The Apocalypse is John's vision, not the destruction itself.

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Now mind you, revelations also could be thought of as written in code

Oh, granted! It's entirely possible that none of it is intended to be taken literally. If that's true, however, we really have no idea what it's intended to mean; it's just a matter of guesswork.

And we have no reason to try for the purpose of this thread. Obviously, we're talking about a game here, incorporating a story into the worlds of Planescape as we might incorporate the legends of Billy the Kid into an Old West game. We don't have to worry about what the truth is; just take the story at face value and extrapolate from there.

At face value, the Book of Revelation does talk about setting people and any animals who happen to be in the way on fire, poisoning them, torturing them for five months until they beg to die, destroying the entire universe, and then resurrecting only those who happen to have made the right guess as to what the proper religion was. The rest get tortured for eternity in a pit of fire. I can see why the man who said "Love your enemy" and "Turn your other cheek" might hide in the City of Doors in protest.

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Thats right. this is just for the game.

Now, when I came up with the idea in the first place, I needed some reason that he would want to hide out in Sigil to prevent the Apocolypse.

And lets not forget, his decision could be completly uneffected by anything in the Bible. There would be a span of years between his ascension to heaven and the planned date of the apocolypse.

Hmmm, maybe his descision is influenced by something in Planescape no, not the Yugoloths).
Because think about it. All Christians are probably not of the same alignment.
You could have two completly differant people beliving hte same doctrines and have one be LG and one be NG.
This means they should go to differant planes.
So, wouldn't God have to mess with the natural order of the outer planes to get all his followers into his own section of the upper planes?
Maybe their are certain risks in doing this. Risks that Jesus doesn't feel are worth this.
What if by messing with the nature of the Outer planes, you disrupt the balance of the planes in such a way that, oh, i dont know.... Far Realm breach?

Or if we can't come up with a satisfactory reason why he left, we could always make that something he won't explain. Like A'kins past.

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"Kaelyn"][quote="LegatoX" wrote:

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Now mind you, revelations also could be thought of as written in code

Oh, granted! It's entirely possible that none of it is intended to be taken literally. If that's true, however, we really have no idea what it's intended to mean; it's just a matter of guesswork.

Actually, scholors on the subject do have a pretty good idea what a great deal of it means. Romans left a lot of records and we know a good deal about what was going on in the polotics of that day. Also the code is used consistently and isn't that hard to break. While we can never be completly certain I recall that most of the major symbols such as the beast and the seals have been linked to specific people places and things. Also the practice of writing about current day events in an apocolyptic mode in order to use it as a sort of code was fairly common then. Scholors have several examples to work on.

Besides what's a good discussion with out a little off topic rambling?

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You could have two completly differant people beliving hte same doctrines and have one be LG and one be NG. This means they should go to differant planes.

I protest. Followers of Anu can be of different alignments, and they all go to his realm when they die. Same for any other power. Alignment only factors in if you had no strong devotion to a deity.

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Oh. Well.... drat.

I just figuered that most people are the same alignment as the deity they worship.

hold the phone...

Does that mean a chaotic eveil psychopath that trule belives in God and that he is doing god's work will go to the Upper Planes? Even though his alignment is drastically differant?

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Nah, it's not if the person believes, it's if their beliefs are actually correct.

A serial killer who believes he is doing the work of the god of pacifism and non-violence wouldn't join his deity . . .

If your beliefs AND actions match up with the deity, then it'd work.

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A serial killer who believes he is doing the work of the god of pacifism and non-violence wouldn't join his deity . . .

Wouldn't he? The god would still own the serial killer's soul. I think, in that case, that the god would get to decide what happened to such a petitioner.

Many good-aligned gods might have special hells set up (in the Lower Planes, likely) for those faithful souls who weren't obedient to the god's tenets.

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Would a deity really have to accept every soul that worships him/her, even if it is being done in a way completely opposite from everything he/she stands for? I would think one would have to at least somewhat match up with the actual things the deity stands for. I could be completely wrong of course.

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Would a deity really have to accept every soul that worships him/her, even if it is being done in a way completely opposite from everything he/she stands for?

Probably not, actually. But I think, if our serial killer was indeed devout, the god would have first pick.

After all, perhaps he could be redeemed.

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Redeemed, like a soda can for 5 cents?

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Not in any measure of something material.

It would be a redemption of the spiritual kind. But the compulsions that drove him will always remain a part of his being.

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Redemption? Maybe the fact that he wholely believed he was doing the work of the good aligned diety is a slightly redemable quality but the complete redemption of the soul that murdered others on his own accord with out the actual confirmation from god would probably be beyond redemption. though the bible states that god forgives you always... but then again that forgiveness is only available if one repents in ernest without the notion or intention of going out to repeat the murders. Which how many cerial killers you know that do that?

Then theres the whole problem of murderers who could actually have been sent by god to do the work that their titles impress. But God has every ablility to do that himself *with awesome style like fire from the heavens* or he'd send Michael the arch angel, one of the two angels named in the bible (gabriel the messanger being the other, messanger, as in not firey sword of god). So really there should be no mortal that carries out the culling of opposing enemies. infact it would be persecuters whom would be killed and persecuters only add to the messages of the bible. which we wont go into. In order to understand the bible completely we must venture to other books as well. For it was monarchs who chose what went in the bible and what didnt. there are several other books such as the life of adam and eve, the book of moses and a book containing more information on the life of the christ.

And i wouldn't blame Jesus for wanting the apocolypse to occure. we freakin killed him! but i agree with whom ever said it was against the christian belief sturcture but all in all that was a cool idea god. and your origianal draft of it would seem more agreeable then your later thoughts on it.

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Ha! This thread actually reminds me of the way I found planewalker.com itself: I was searching for material that combined Planescape and Steve Jackson Games' In Nomine, a game about the War between Heaven and Hell. That game system has a dozen or so each Archangels and Demon Princes (several with names similar to those of D&D deities and demon-gods). Anyway, I found one article here on Planewalker -- Commerce Park, a site on Bytopia run by "the planetar Marc." This is a Planescape translation of Commerce Park from the In Nomine setting, which is the Cathedral of the Archangel Marc.

One way to run Planescape in a monotheistic setting is to set up an overdeity -- God -- and an "underdeity," Lucifer, evil but just possibly as powerful, to oppose him. Zoroastrian religion actually makes this an eternal dualistic balance with equally powerful good and evil beings, Ahura Mazda and Ahriman. Instead of fantasy gods, the most powerful beings ever reliably encountered on the planes would be the Archangels and the Demon Princes. The Demon Princes probably pick up worship the same way evil gods do, but the Archangels encourage direct worship of the overdeity.

In the In Nomine setting, the Archangels and Demon Princes have Words, which define their portfolio and in large part their being. Marc, for example, is the Archangel of Trade. His ideal world would be one in which humanoids' needs were filled immediately, and in which communication and cooperation between fellow sentients was the way of life. Laurence, Commander of the Host, is the Archangel of the Sword; his vision of the ideal world is one of discipline, focused efforts, and obedience to the will of God.

In a D&D setting, the way I think it would be interesting to work this would be to have the Archangels and Demon Princes be manifestations of principles: these are known to be able to grant spells to clerics in D&D, and the Archangels would simply channel this energy. For example, Marc began life as a normal angel, but was raised to the status of Archangel of Trade by the Seraphim Council. In Planescape, sufficient devotion to the ideals of Trade would already have been able to grant clerics spells and the like, it's just that this would mean that Trade now had a full-time champion that would encourage people to develop such devotion.

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And since I've actually considered this already, here's what you would get putting the Archangels and Demon Princes in the Planescape setting:

Archangels:
Blandine, Archangel of Dreams: Elysium, Thalasia. Her Cathedral, the Tower of Dreams, is located on one of the Islands of the Blessed, but by her power it connects to the Ethereal Plane, wherein many of her servants are active.
Christopher, Archangel of Children: Elysium, Amoria (first layer; childlike love). His Cathedral is an enormous house where departed children can play happily.
David, Archangel of Stone: Earth. This is an Inner Plane, but simply too appropriate for him to go anywhere else. As a Superior he'd be capable of arranging the journey to his Cathedral there for like-minded souls. He'd probably have an outpost on Arcadia, near Mount Clangeddin, fortress and spiritual home of the dwarves, for when he needs to show up on the Upper Planes.
Dominic, Archangel of Judgment: Mount Celestia, Jovar (sixth layer, the heaven of judgment). He holds court in the Council Spires, where the Archangels meet when they discuss coordinated policy. Very well-informed bloods are aware that Dominic makes occasional visits to Belierin for unknown purposes.
Eli, Archangel of Creation: Eli was always a perambulant Archangel. His Cathedral was on the Positive Energy Plane as he was doing early work during the creation of the Universe, but he spent much time on the other Elemental Planes (even the Negative!), as well as the Prime Material, Mechanus, and Limbo, tinkering with the laws and material of Creation. With the advent of civilization he actually moved his Cathedral, an active artists' complex, to Arborea. Personally, he wanders the Prime Material. (In the In Nomine setting, Eli and Gabriel seem to be troubled and have been seen less in Heaven recently.)
Gabriel, Archangel of Fire: Fire, an Inner Plane, though she now spends much time on the Prime Material. Her Upper-Planar outpost would be on Muspelheim, the fiery second layer of Ysgard.
Janus, Archangel of the Wind: Air. Like David's, this is on an Inner Plane, but appropriate. His Upper-Planes outpost would probably be on Ysgard, reveling among the leaves of Yggdrasil.
Jean, Archangel of Lightning: Mount Celestia, on Mercuria, the heaven of learning. Not the Inner Plane of Lightning; though he has a small outpost there, his labs on Mechanus are more extensive. (Indeed, they are larger than his "Cathedral" on Mount Celestia, but an Archangel needs a Cathedral on the Upper Planes for political purposes.) Jean is an Archangel with a metaphorical Word referring to the spark of inspiration and genius. He is much concerned with science and artisanship, and is definitely lawful: in the medieval setting of Planescape, people are quite surprised to see him setting up a lab in Limbo and hearing his Servitors mutter things about "bifurcators" and "strange attractors"... ^_^
Jordi, Archangel of Animals: The Beastlands, of course. No doubts there. (In IN, his Cathedral is called the Savanna, but in truth has many environments; likewise, his domain doubtless touches Krigala, Brux, and Karasuthra equally.)
Khalid, Archangel of Faith: His Mosque would be on Mount Celestia, Solania. Yes, a Mosque; Khalid is a devout and practicing Muslim.
Laurence, Archangel of the Sword: the Cathedral of the Sword (an actual Cathedral; Laurence is Catholic) is doubtless on Arcadia, where you can't throw a rock without being arrested for hitting a paladin. As for Laurence himself, as Commander of the Host is most likely seen in the Council Spires more often.
Litheroy, Archangel of Revelation: Technically, his Abbey is on Mt. Celestia, Solania. However, he spends much of his time in places of great Upper-Planar mysteries, like Mithardir.
Marc, Archangel of Trade: his Cathedral of Commerce Park is on Bytopia, the layer of Dothion, which is dedicated to trade and craftsmanship.
Michael, Archangel of War: the Groves where his champions train is surely in Ysgard. The endless, righteous battle there would appeal to him, I think, and the ethos of the mead hall and the tale of glory puts him well in with the Norse. He doubtless has good relations with that pantheon. (Lesser "gods" appear in the In Nomine cosmology, but are more obviously dependent on humanity for belief. As manifestations tied to principles and concepts, the Archangels do not require worship and prefer to direct such faith to God; indeed, they would be shocked and dismayed at a cult springing up in their name. Their "clerics" are simply priests of God Himself who have focused on a specific principle.)
Novalis, Archangel of Flowers: Arborea, the slightly-chaotic layer where the plants and the land itself go with all-out passion.
Yves, Archangel of Destiny: Mount Celestia, Solania (fourth (middle) layer, the heaven of philosophers)
Zadkiel, Archangel of Protection: her Fortress is on Arcadia, like Laurence, though probably the second layer.

The Dead and Missing Archangels (In Nomine has extensive backstory about some of these):

Oannes, Archangel of the Waters: Water, of course (with an outpost in Ossa, the watery second layer of Arborea). (Oannes was killed by the Demon Prince Belial.)
Raphael, Archangel of Knowledge: like Jean, Raphael's study halls were on Mt. Celestia in Mercuria, the heaven of learning. She also saw much traffic to and from Quietude and the City of the Star on Elysium, and the Greek thinkers from Arborea.
Uriel, Archangel of Purity: While Uriel spent much time on Mt. Celestia when he was commanding the Host, his fortress Cathedral was in Nemausus, the third layer of Arcadia. He was called to Chronias after attempting the Purity Crusade (which is quite as intolerant as it sounds) and has not been seen since. A very few bashers know something's up with Nemausus these days....

Whether you use additional gods and devils beyond the Archangels and Demon Princes is a matter of flavor, of course -- in In Nomine, such things exist but are of an order of magnitude lesser in power, which is appropriate if you want to make Planescape monotheistic. Demon-gods are suitable for carrying on a Blood War, of course; Demon Princes squabble among themselves but primarily concern themselves with the War with Heaven.

Home planes of the Demon Princes:

Alaemon, Demon Prince of Secrets: his Principality is on Maladomini, the 7th layer of Baator, in Grenpoli -- the city of intrigue and secrets.
Andrealphus, Demon Prince of Lust: he rules a few layers in the Abyss (where he's friends with a lot of succubi).
Asmodeus, Demon Prince of the Game: Hell's internal-security chief and master of intrigue likewise sites his operations in Grenpoli.
Baal, Demon Prince of the War and Commander of the Horde: His Principality is on Avernus, the 1st layer of Baator, but his troops drill on the 1st layer of Acheron in the endless battles there, as well as involving themselves in the Blood War (if there is one) on Gehenna and the Gray Waste.
Beleth, Demon Princess of Nightmares: the Tower of Nightmares is on Pandemonium near the Harmonica, with the same connection as Blandine's to the Ethereal.
Belial, Demon Prince of Fire: Fire (and, oh, the battles with the Gabrielites in the intervening territory there). His Lower-Planar outpost is on the first, hottest layer of Gehenna.
Fleurity, Demon Prince of Drugs: his floating caravan rides the Styx across the Lower Planes.
Haagenti, Demon Prince of Gluttony: A layer of the Abyss with plenty to eat, which he is nevertheless slowly consuming. He moves to another whenever he finishes off one. Of course, if the Abyss' layers really are infinite, he'll never run out... right?
Kobal, Demon Prince of Dark Humor: Pandemonium, 1st layer. There certainly is a lot of laughter in his Principality... of one kind or another. Rumor has it he can hear anything shouted from Howler's Crag.
Kronos, Demon Prince of Fate: the embodiment of entropy spends most of his time on the Negative Energy Plane, with his true Principality, the Archives, in easy reach of authorized access on the 8th layer of Baator.
Lilith, *Human* Princess of Freedom: Technically, her Principality is a free town on the Plain of Infinite Portals, the 1st layer of the Abyss ("easy access to everywhere... below"). Truthfully, she spends far more of her time on the Outlands and the Prime Material. She also spends time in Limbo, the plane of ultimate freedom. (The first traitor was given enormous power from her deal with Hell, but remains human, if unaging. Very quiet rumor suggests that Lilith can show up in Sigil whenever she cares to, unlike even the Archangels and other Demon Princes!)
Malphas, Demon Prince of Factions: His Principality sits in the first layer of Carceri, where he has almost open ties to the Revolutionary League. He also has a *third* competing presence in Grenpoli.
Mammon, Demon Prince of Greed: the Gray Waste, Pluton, where he has a vault close to Hades and the Glitterhell (if these exist). He also bought out Minauros the Sinking (in the 3rd layer of Baator) millenia ago. (Maybe he thinks it's a better deal than it looks?) The local pit fiend Mammon of similar name, these days, smells weakness in his Luciferian counterpart....
Nybbas, Demon Prince of the Media: Most likely the Slick Prince does not exist in this medieval setting. If he does, he's probably Hell's Propagandist, a smooth-working recruiter and spin doctor. Nybbas would find Dis to be a great customer base; his personally-owned souls can sit drooling in the suburbs outside. (In a setting that allows Nybbas some modern trappings, Hell's Propagandist is well-known to want mindshare in Sigil, but he hasn't gotten it yet. He's also spoken in the past about turning the Spire into the multiverse' biggest broadcast equipment -- somehow.)
Saminga, Demon Prince of Death: The Grey Waste, of course -- Oinos is to his liking. He's openly aggressive against the other death gods should they exist, and it's only the small number of souls he can muster that has prevented outright victory.
Valefor, Demon Prince of Theft: Carceri! It amuses him mightily to base his operations from the universe's biggest jail cell, from which he can can come and go as he pleases.
Vapula, Demon Prince of Technology: Third layer of Acheron, the junkpile of the Universe (with easy access to Mechanus). In a medieval setting, the Prince of Technology concerns himself more with clockwork, alchemy and enchantment than computers and quantum mechanics, naturally.

The Dead & Missing:

Gebbeleth, former Demon Prince of Secrets: The Prince of Secrets had his operations in Grenpoli, where Alaemon has now taken over. He died under, characteristically, mysterious circumstances.
Makatiel, Demon Prince of Disease: Oinos -- he's actually *responsible* for several of the diseases running around that filthy layer. He died in one of the few Heaven-Hell joint projects after he discovered diseases that could affect celestials.
Mariel, Demon Princess of Oblivion: previously a layer of the Abyss. Smart-aleck commenters suggest that the layer, having been eaten whole by Haagenti, now represents Oblivion perfectly.
Meserach, Demon Prince of Sloth: another layer of the Abyss. Haagenti didn't bother eating this layer in its entirety, just everything in it; it's now an infinite void.
Vephar, Demon Prince of the Oceans: his Principality was in Stygia, the ocean layer of Baator fed by Styx.

And:

Lucifer: Most people assume he sits in the lowest layer of Baator. That's usually where demons are summoned to meet him; however, those summons can also bring demons to random unpopulated spots in Pluton of the Gray Waste, or through a portal to a layer of the Abyss with no known relative numbering. However, authorized demons never give reports on the results of these trips, and unauthorized demons are either wise enough to shut up, or dead.

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Just thought I'd weigh in, since this subject comes into my brain now and then...

I find it interesting in reading the Old Testament, because there is a lot of text in there to indicate that it does NOT describe a monotheistic setting, just a monotheistic people. That is, Earth in the Old Testament is something of a battleground between the Hebrews (God's chosen) and all the other people, who worship other deities of varying power.

Evidence for this shows up first in Genesis, where Adam and Eve go out into the world and soon run into whole groups of other people. Note how Cain is marked with a brand that will cause him to be scorned by all others. But when this is done, if read literally, there are only three people in the world. Yet he gets married. And there are quickly cities.

Again, after the flood, repopulation occurs exceedingly quickly. Then, during the Moses era, the priests of Ra are seen to have powers, seemingly granted by a god of some sort.

So, with all this taken into effect, it could be inferred that God, as an overpower, had at least a hand in the creation of life on Earth, but soon after doing so, other powerful beings began interfering. Indeed, God shows very little interest in converting people of other faiths, instead he rallies his Hebrews to slaughter them. Or die to them, when he gets angry.

As such, it would seem to me a possibility that taking Earth for God's side through peaceful conversion was actually Jesus' idea, rather than God's. Such a concept could be used in a Planescape game, too Smiling

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GOD, THIS IS INCREDIBLY COOOOOOL! GONNA USE IT IN MY RPG I'M DOING! THANKS! IT'S TOTALLY GREAT! it's got a sense of humor, but it gives sense, and it's great! and it's got style!...=)
thank you a lot, THANK YOU A LOT!

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Jesus didn't handle the whole crucifiction thing very well. He is now a grumpy, ill tempered man, and no longer wan't to see humanity saved. Let them rot. Throwing a wrench in all of his dad's plans is just a satisfying bonus.

AND THIS VERSION IS EVEN BETTER!!! FITS COMPLETELY TO PT WORLD STYLE AS I FEEL IT!!! ( = dark, no hope, no sense, violent...)

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I'll point out that Jesus is a part of God, being one of the Trinity. You know, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. One God, three 'people'.

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I'll point out that Jesus is a part of God, being one of the Trinity. You know, the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. One God, three 'people'.

And I'll point out that various sects of Christianity have had differing opinions on Jesus's divinity, and don't forget the Jews and Muslims. There are Christian sects that believe Jesus was wholly divine, ones that believe that Jesus was both mortal AND divine, and ones that believe Jesus was merely mortal. Muslims revere Jesus as a prophet, and the Jews have something involved there too. So, it's possible that Jesus could live in Sigil, depending. That said, I would rather not touch the entire Judeo-Christian and Islamic sets of mythos in PS/UP, for obvious reasons.

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Okay. First off, I'd like to say. Hilarious idea. I might use it sometime (and I'm what my friends have labeled a "fundamentalist"). Why would I do that? Because it's funny. And because anybody who takes it seriously either doesn't understand planescape or doesn't understand Christianity. Which is okay, as long as they ask questions.

First off. Are we seriously trying to cram Judeo-Christian cosmology into a pagan (of if you prefer: pre-Christian) inspired cosmology? It won't fit. The Hebrew conception of God is a being that is the source of all.....That's right, all. How? He "said" it was there, so it was there. No diety, hell, no power in all of the Outer Planes is like the Hebrew God Adonai. The closes thing to it is the Athar's belief in a one God, but even then that's closer to the conception Anaxagoras of the Greeks had of God then the Hebrews did.

Many philosophers and theologians (Monotheistic and otherwise) have commented that the Hebrew concept of God is so foreign to the rest of the world that it had to take a madman to think it up. The Hebrew "Gan-Eden"(Heaven, Paradise) isn't an upper-plane. It's concept doesn't even come close to the western concept of "dimension."

In the Christian mindset, the Upper Planes wouldn't be heaven but instead would be Purgatory. The closes thing to the idea of heaven I can think of on the top of my head is Chronias, but even then that's still too restrictive and enclosed of a concept.

Planescape, on the other hand, is a very pagan (or, like I said, if you prefer, Pre-Christian) inspired idea of reality. Each diety has a face and has their own realms and are individuals, interacting with eachother. And the dieties are limited in their power (can't enter Sigil, for instance), they stand on different places of alignment as well, also very pagan.

Now as for Jesus's divinity (which is vastly different than the DnD concept of divinity). What is generally considered Christian belief of Jesus's divinity is that which is stated in the Apostle's and Nicene Creeds, which state that Jesus was fully man, fully God, Son of God, and one with the Father and the Holy Spirit while being distinct as well. Is this comprehendible? Of course not. But it is logical to the Christians. The sects who have disagreed have been marked heretics by all Christian denominations (yes, this includes the Mormons).

Now, there are conceptions of Jesus outside Christianity that can be used. And if you don't want to follow the rules of Christian theology, fine. Be my guest. I doubt you could and still have Jesus anywhere in the Outer Planes. Have fun with it. Offend me. Just realize Christianity and Planescape don't fit as far as cosmology goes.

Like I said, I'm not offended. I'm just caffeinated, hence the long rant. I think it's funny. But being a Religion and Philosophy major makes me have to to say something or else my head will hit the wall. My apologies if I've said too much.

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But being a Religion and Philosophy major makes me have to to say something or else my head will hit the wall. My apologies if I've said too much.

The trouble here is that Planescape isn't true to any of the sources it draws from. It takes pieces from Greek, Norse, Egyptian mythologies (and surely others, but those are the only ones that come immediately to mind), and smooshes them together into a new, Planescapey thing. If we had Norse pantheon followers around here, they could probably tell us that we got their religion wrong, too - that's not the point. The point in Planescape isn't to get any of these religions right, but to draw inspiration from them and make something different and interesting out of it.

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Many philosophers and theologians (Monotheistic and otherwise) have commented that the Hebrew concept of God is so foreign to the rest of the world that it had to take a madman to think it up.

That madman was Plato, though. The ancient Hebrew concept of God isn't foreign at all - it's virtually identical to many other gods found in the area at the time. Marduk parted the waters above from the waters below. Ptah created the world with the power of his voice alone. It wasn't until the Pagan Hellenistic elements combined with it that we got our modern monotheism with its notions of Heavens and Hells and omnipotent, unpersonified Deity.

But there are similar ideas - of an omnipotent omnipresent God - in Hinduism, Zoroastrianism, even native African and American religions.

If you interpret YHWH as one tribal god among many - perhaps even just another name for the Canaanite god El, who he closely resembles and undoubtedly derived from at least in part - but his followers perhaps (or perhaps not) make grander claims than most, then there's no real problem fitting him into Planescape as just another power.

Or, if you like, you can use him as the ruler of the archons, the progenitor of Good, or as the mysterious Great Unknown or the Source, the master of all the overpowers or the creator of all the planes. All those ideas fit into Planescape just as well.

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The point in Planescape isn't to get any of these religions right, but to draw inspiration from them and make something different and interesting out of it.

Yeah, you got a point there. I guess you're right about that.

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The ancient Hebrew concept of God isn't foreign at all - it's virtually identical to many other gods found in the area at the time.

I was referring to the concept of an independent, personified creator (something Plato didn't think up). And the Hellenistic concept of God wasn't Plato's invention but rather Anaxagoras's, a pre-Socratic whom many philosophers, including Plato, followed.

I wasn't speaking of omnipotence of omniscience so much as eternality independent of reality. But that's another discussion for another topic. Let's get back to Jesus in Sigil.

Why stop at wine? Why couldn't he serve as a food bank, literally! People could bring their bread and fish as an investment and come back later (1 week or 1 minute, take your pick) to see it multiplied to feed five thousand cagers!

Something tells me he'd be very popular with the bleakers.

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I was referring to the concept of an independent, personified creator (something Plato didn't think up).

Neither did Judaism. Zoroastrianism and ancient Egypt did it long before.

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Fair enough.

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That's very much a Hindu concept, and definitely fits with Gnostic Christianity. It sounds like Plato's metaphor of the cave. It matches certain Zoroastrian beliefs, which I understand seperated Minu or intelligence from Giti the world we perceive.

And, of course, it fits very well with various Planescape factions, especially the Dustmen, Athar, Believers of the Source, and Sign of One. So it meshes with Planescape very well.

It's not originally a Jewish concept; the God described in the J-passages of the Tanakh is very much a creature of this world, physically walking in the earthly garden, physically wrestling with Jacob.

The only afterlife found in the Tanakh proper is Sheol, which is indistinguishable (except for lack of underworld deities) from the Greek Hades or the Sumerian Irkalla. It could fit naturally in the Gray Waste with Hel, Annwn, and Toril's Fugue Plain.

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Jesus was fully man, fully God, Son of God, and one with the Father and the Holy Spirit while being distinct as well. Is this comprehendible? Of course not. But it is logical to the Christians. The sects who have disagreed have been marked heretics by all Christian denominations (yes, this includes the Mormons).

It doesn't include the Jehovah's Witnesses, for one, who are very Arianist in their views.

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And the Jehovah's Witnesses areas heretical as the Mormons.

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And the Jehovah's Witnesses areas heretical as the Mormons.

The point is, they're Christians, and they don't see themselves as heretics.

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*picks up the broom of sweeping things back on topic* Eye-wink Careful not to let this thread slide too far off its point.

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And the Jehovah's Witnesses areas heretical as the Mormons.

The point is, they're Christians, and they don't see themselves as heretics.

Whether ornot they see themselves as heretics doesn't change cthe reality that they are.

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Whether ornot they see themselves as heretics doesn't change cthe reality that they are.

By the standard of many Christian denominations, certainly. But not by "all Christian denominations."

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Okay, okay! "Heretic" is a fine word to throw about, but people are gonna disagree on the matter, hmm? Let's stick to the more relevant questions for this Planescape forum:

1) Should the Abrahamic religions -- Judaism, Christianity, and Islam -- be included in a modern-style Planescape setting?

There's a lot of interesting gaming that can be done this way, but it usually takes a focused vision of how the real-world elements are to be abstracted to the fantasy setting. In Nomine and the GURPS Banestorm setting both do well with this. For a group project, though, I definitely suggest that in lieu of real-world monotheism we introduce a fictional monotheistic religion.

2) Then, how?

I think such a religion should be capable of interacting with the traditional fantasy pantheons without disturbing their existence; both religions' theology should be able to survive the apparent activity of lesser "gods" and devils in the setting. The Great Unknown and the Source are certainly candidates for this monotheist deity, but we are considering a personal God. This would require, I propose, a messiah, someone who claimed to have been an incarnation of the Creator, who lived and died in a sufficiently inspiring manner to leave a messianic religion after him.

Thoughts?

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The tall figure stood in front of the crowd. My people, he thought.

"My people!" he cried. The assembled multitude cheered.

"Many years ago, I was struck down. I traveled, as a shadow, through the land of the dead. I learned many things. I saw the face of the Creator, and heard from his own lips I heard his terrible Name. Finally, by the greatest of miracles, I returned, to teach, to witness!"

The cheers grew deafening, but - more and more - within them could be heard a million mouths chanting a word: the name of their prophet. Their messiah, who knew the Name of the Creator, and with it would uncreate the false gods.

Tenebrous, chanted the crowd. Tenebrous, Tenebrous, Tenebrous.

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Tenebrous... now there's an interesting idea.

Although -- and I might be wrong, I never played through Modron March or Dead Gods -- didn't he regain his status as a "living" power, for whatever meaning that term has when applied to powers? That would put him on the same footing as other Abyssal powers, and in not much of a position to make a break for supreme godhead.

It does give me the notion that our "monotheistic" religion might be dualistic, though. Rip, I notice that you've added entries for Ahura Mazda (Ohrmazd) and Ahriman from the Persian mythos; these would certainly qualify as a monotheist God and Devil, and their constant strife would explain why Ohrmazd hasn't simply struck down all those lesser pretenders. (They're briefly mentioned in Dragon Magazine, I see. That makes them canonical, right? Are they given anything in the way of actual personality, appearances, incarnations and the like?)

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Hey, another idea, which might go well in a modern setting: Gnosticism in the Jungian mold, based on the worship of Abraxas. The worship of this all-god, supposedly containing both all things at once, including good and evil, might have been an offshoot of druidism. A charismatic druid (historically, Basilides was the philosopher who did so) breaks with his fellows and declares that he follows, as do all druids, the god Abraxas. Rejected at first, of course,

Abraxianism could make a really interesting monotheist religion for Planescape. Gnosticism already includes the idea of multiple, ascending heavens and bunches of lesser gods, emanations of the true Godhead. It contains magical thought, being associated with all manner of alchemy and numerology -- the name Abraxas supposedly contained the number 365, and is the root of the magic word abracadabra. It has definite moral teachings, the core of which is rejecting the material world in favor of the spiritual. This leads to, for example, denigrating wealth and greed (Eschew Materials and Vow of Poverty great feats for these guys!), and valuing learning, spirituality, and balance.

This tradition (hmm... Gnosticism? Abraxianism? Basilideanism?) would get away from forest rituals and moves into libraries, bringing it in to contact with town populations. The clerics would definitely be a bit different from their druidic roots -- perhaps enough to justify designing a new class?

There's a bunch of material with a suitably fantastic flavor to use as source material building up this monotheist religion:

http://www.themystica.com/mystica/articles/a/abraxas.html http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abraxas http://www.gnosis.org/library/7Sermons.htm

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The tall figure stood in front of the crowd. My people, he thought.

"My people!" he cried. The assembled multitude cheered.

"Many years ago, I was struck down. I traveled, as a shadow, through the land of the dead. I learned many things. I saw the face of the Creator, and heard from his own lips I heard his terrible Name. Finally, by the greatest of miracles, I returned, to teach, to witness!"

The cheers grew deafening, but - more and more - within them could be heard a million mouths chanting a word: the name of their prophet. Their messiah, who knew the Name of the Creator, and with it would uncreate the false gods.

Tenebrous, chanted the crowd. Tenebrous, Tenebrous, Tenebrous.

Rip is a cleric with the Awesome domain.

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Although -- and I might be wrong, I never played through Modron March or Dead Gods -- didn't he regain his status as a "living" power, for whatever meaning that term has when applied to powers?

What if Orcus isn't Tenebrous, though? What if he regained his body and abandoned Tenebrous, assuming it to have died? Instead, still retaining vestiges of the Last Word, it found its way to the Material Plane, where it sought to bring vengeance on the traitorous Outer Planes that both spawned and spurned it.

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Or what if this happens during the events of Dead Gods, before Orcus' resurrection?

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That would work, too. I'm inclined to think that my suggestion is more interesting, though.

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That would work, too. I'm inclined to think that my suggestion is more interesting, though.

American Gods has something similar happen with gods, and it's a great book, and a handy influence on how gods could interact with the modern world or just the world in general...

Gods follow humanity, so if some still believed in Tenebrous after Orcus' revival, then Tenebrous would have 'split' into a new being...

That might work really well in both the PS3.5 and UP settings. (I ever get a chance to do UP in full, I'm probably using American Gods and Neverwhere as major influences/ things to steal ideas from)

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If people like the notion of using Tenebrous, it's a group project, but... to be honest, I was thinking of a religion slightly, well, *nicer* than an evil god of undeath. Using Basilidean Gnosticism as the conceptual basis for a druidic "Gnostic heresy" that practices Abraxas worship seems to fill a lot of these requirements. As the religion moves away from its primitive roots, it could get quite popular. Basilidean priests would doubtless lose the druid's natural powers -- but would probably gain in return.

They'd probably keep the alignment requirement for some neutrality -- Gnosticism stresses balance as a moral principle. Offshoot religions tend to keep many trappings of the old, so the traditional oaths restricting armor and weapons would probably stay. (In addition, Gnosticism lends itself to academic pursuits, not heavy martial training. Furthermore, metal armor tends to cripple arcane spellcasting, and the historical connections between Gnosticism and magic suggest that Basilidean priests would often take wizard levels or arcane spell-like abilities.)

Gone would likely be the animal companion, nature sense, wild empathy, woodland stride, trackless step, venom immunity, and wild shape abilities; as Gnosticism pursues the goal of transcending material and fleshly things, it amuses me to propose that they keep the "resist nature's lure," "A Thousand Faces," and "Timeless Body" abilities at the appropriate levels.

To replace this... well. It would be a powerful proof of Abraxas' claim to being the All-God if he could grant every domain whatsoever, even Good, Evil, Law, and Chaos; that is to say, that Basilidean priests have access to domains in the same manner as clerics, and can choose any that do not conflict with their own alignment.

I feel like they could use a bit more of a power boost to keep them balanced against clerics and druids. Domains are nice, but there's still the question of how they handle positive and negative energy. I rather like the notion that Basilideans of any kind *tap the flow* of energy *between* the two great Energy Planes, performing energetic acts that rely on setting up a local gradient between positive and negative energy fields. (After all, that's how electricity works!) Ideas for such an ability elude me presently, but if people think Basilideanism is an interesting notion, it's up for all comers.

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...and I realized why Christianity has yet to be represented. Because it leaves no room for anything else.
i'd like to point out that this is actually a misconception. there's nothing in the Bible that says that YHWH is the only god--just that he's the only true god, which is a conceit that the focus of any monotheistic takes for granted. the Bible doesn't even say that YHWH is the only source of supernatural power--the Witch of Endor summoned up the ghost of the prophet Samuel at Saul's behest; Pharaoh's wizards turned their staves into snakes; even the prophets of Baal acted like they fully expected their god to light a fire under their sacrifice at Mt. Carmel.

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