Well, I get to thinking. I see a lot of religions being posted on planewalker (all the pantheons and whatnot) and I realized why Christianity has yet to be represented.
Because it leaves no room for anything else. So, heres an attempt to integrate at least part of it into planescape, and create a new store in Sigil, and have a few laughs, and get lynched.
Jesus sells runs a liquor shop in the Lower ward.
You see, after he was crucified and whatnot, he did go to his fathers realm in the upper planes. However, he left the first chance he got. And headed straight to Sigil.
You see, he did forgive the people of his home prime for what they had done. But he also knew of his fathers plans. ( the ones detailed in the book of revelations)
But, because of the way it was planned out, and the number of people who truely believe that is how their world will end, he has to be present at the end of the world for it to happen.
So, in order to prevent the apocalypse of those he has forgiven, he has moved permenantly to Sigil. The one place where his father can't follow.
He now own a small shop in the Market ward. His first investment: a decanter of endless water.
Now, he polymorphes all of the water that comes out into several differant types of wine, stored in large vats. He transfers it to smaller flasks in which he sells it, and is always eager to hear about differant types of wine, and will (as long as their isnt a rush of customers) sit with an individual and, by their decriptions, design the wine that is most delicious to them.
As good as his wine tastes, he sells it for very cheap considering the low production costs (just the price of the flask he sells it in).
Oddly enough, any wine he makes personally seems to be give less of a hangover the next morning.
He frequantly works with the Sensates to create new and exotic tastes and, like it or not, is constantly hounded by the Belivers of the Source, because he seems to be a poster child for their cause. The Bleakers, as usualy, dont care.
** If this idea truely offends anyone, I am deeply sorry. If there is too much protest, I will let this idea fade into obscuriity without another word.
ah so that's where that really good wine came from I'm curious to know if it is considerd holy or not though