| Just Surviving Ashenbach's Culinary Guide to the OutlandsCopyright © 2000 by Brannon Hollingsworth "Bon appetite, cutters! Here's a whole Guvner-list of tarmy grub and bub that a body can find in the Outlands. I hope you enjoy and mark an ol' tiefer's words - watch out for the Spinagon Sandwich - sometimes they bite back!" Breakfast Meals ~include complimentary Outlands Thresh Toast or Bytopian Brown Bread, with fresh goat butter~ A Clutch.....5 green (A common blood's breakfast - one clutch of battered and deep fried Bonespear eggs) Abrian Egg Delight.....4 green (2 Abrian eggs, poached, and dressed with a glaze of honey) Baatorian Omelets.....10 green ('The devil made us do it!') Brain Mole Biscuits'n'Gravy.....2 jink (Fried mole on open-face biscuits, smothered in rich bone-gravy.) Bytopian-style Waffles.....3 jink (Double-decker order of thresh cakes, one inverted & suspended by magik) Hook Horror Hashbrowns.....5 stingers ('And you thought you could only use potatoes!') Owlbear Omelets.....2 jink (LARGE omelets with plenty of fhorge ham and bacon on the side.) Lunch Fare ~comes with pitcher of pure, Outlands water chilled to perfection by ice mephits, free of charge~ Cockatrice Chowder.....10 jink (Pure, white meat in a thick soup. Hard to find, but well worth the wait.) Grilled Grippli.....10 stingers (Like frog legs? Well, you'll LOVE these!) Modron Meals.....8.3247 stingers ('Square meals' guaranteed to keep ya tickin'!) 'Spear Stew.....10 jink (Boiled bonespear joints, in a delicious blood-based broth, with or without the head.) Spinagon Sandwich.....25 stingers (A real treat - spiky and crunchy at the same time!) Supper Dishes ~includes your choice of the 'Dark of the Day'~ Baked Fhorge Ribs.....12 jink (Whole rack of smoked and baked ribs, "Ashy's favorite!") Blackened Bulette.....20 merts (Prepared with rare baatorian spices and seared to perfection!) Hydra-Tuber Soup.....10 jink (Made from a native Outlands tuber, roasted, boiled thrice, and salted lightly.) Stir-fried Naga.....40 merts (For those of you that like to live on the wild side.) Vorr Liver.....15 jink (Boiled or fried, this delectable dark meat is deviously delicious!) Desserts ~for anytime of the day or night~ Galeb Duhr Pound Cake.....5 green/slice (When we say POUND, we mean it!) Satyr Droppings.....5 jink/three (Not really! Large hunks of candied wheat, dunked in rich dark chocolate.) Umpleby Toes.....5 jink/each (Fluffy pastries that feel like hair in your mouth - a Sensate favorite!)> | 
