The Sigil Daily News presents... the Planescape Survival Guide, for berks, clueless, and even true cutters everywhere!
Entry #2... Aoskar, God of Portals
From the Planescape Survival Guide
I just love the survival guide!
What's wrong with letting inmates run the asylum? It seems to me that they're in a good position to know what needs to be done.
— An especially apathetic bleaker
I just love the survival guide!