Drinking Tour

Who says planewalking is serious business? Drinking Tour

Sure, it can be dangerous, but it doesn't have to be serious! Tired ofdour types like old Tarsheva Longreach who seem to have traveledeverywhere there is (and some places that aren't) and not found a smileor joke anywhere in the multiverse? Why not try the taps in some of themost fun locales anywhere? Start off by taking a portal to the GreatMeadhall in Ysgard and match your mead-drinking skills with petitionerswho have been drinking their whole "lives"! From there take a magicallongboat ride between the earthburgs (one of the most amazing viewsthere is, if you're in any shape to pay attention) with VidkunnSkammlaus and his magical oarsmen to the Great Portal to Arborea.

 Once in Arborea, hitch abalaena ride down the Oceanus to Mount Olympus, where the ramblingvineyard of Dionysus awaits you. Frolic with the wild bacchae and tastewhat bub the Twice-Born's clergy can make with a simple grape when it'sa religious obsession. After recovering from the Olympian's realm ofmerriment, it's back to the Oceanus and a trip to the Beastlands.

 The baku don't fit into mosttaverns, but they manage to have fun on their own in a little-knownregion of the Krigala called the Rottingfruit Jungle. They may call thefruit that litters the ground here rotting, but it's really fermenting.Try some and see what we mean! Just be sure to keep out of the way ofthe drunken animals and other creatures who come here; no one wants toget in the way of a staggering baku!

 By the time you recover fromthe Beastlands, we'll have you in the Dwarven Mountain's StrongaleHall, where the dwarves' ale at Brightsteel's Cask will have you flaton your back before you know it. When you've had enough, we'll take yougently to a portal to Sigil. By the time you're done with this tour,you'll have earned a drink in any tavern in the Cage!