Real Life (Humor)

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Monstrous Outsider (Neutral)
Hit Dice: infinite
Initiative: infinite
Speed: Instant
Armor Class: infinite
Base Attack/Grapple: 0
Attack: 0
Full Attack: varies
Space/Reach: infinite
Special Attacks: Instant Intrusion0
Special Qualities: Unavoidable Intrusion0
Saves: N/A
Abilities: Str: -, Con: -, Dex: -, Int: -, Wis: -, Cha: -0
Skills: N/A0
Feats: N/A0
Environment: Any
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: varies
Treasure: N/A
Alignment: True Neutral
Advancement: N/A
Level Adjustment: 0
The Real Life creature can come in many forms and guises. Each varies in the effects it has on the PS enthusiast. One commonly encountered guise is that of the bill. This is usually a paper document that requires attention and will result in problems if not acted upon correctly. Another guise is work. This form can be highly dangerous as it is demanding and unforgiving. It takes much and gives little in return. If care is not taken, this guise will eventually dominate the PS enthusiasts attention to the exclusion of all other activities. There are many other guises, such as girlfriend/boyfriend, husband/wife, responsibilities, children, parents, illness and disease etc. which are too many to list in this description.0CombatInstant Intrusion (Ex): Real Life is to manifest itself in all known times and locations, including during PS sessions.Unavoidable Intrusion (Ex): Some forms of this creature cannot be evaded and must be confronted.0Habitat/SocietyEarth, the Galaxy, and the Universe. This creature is known to inhabit the Prime Material Plane in which the PS enthusiasts live. There have been no other reported instances, but planewalkers will be interviewed at a later date. One place in which this creature is not encountered is at certain times within the PS enthusiast's mind.0EcologyReal Life simply is.0
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